If you're looking for a thought provoking, well made, quality film... this isn't for you. If you're looking for over the top, leave-brain-outside, action genre piss taking, then Machete Kills is probably what you've been looking for!
Grizzled 'guy who dies first in action films' and part time Old El Paso salesman Danny Trejo stars as assassin 'Machete', who's recruited by the US government to go back to Mexico to take down about 3 million drug lords, alongside Antonio Banderas, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson and, alarmingly enough, Lady Gaga. Yes, this film will be ridiculous.
It's showing at the Islington VUE at 7.15pm, so we'll meet in the foyer between the ticket machines and pop corn kiosks from 6.45. As it's a Sunday night we'll decide afterwards whether to go for a drink following the film.