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Machete kills

If you're looking for a thought provoking, well made, quality film... this isn't for you. If you're looking for over the top, leave-brain-outside, action genre piss taking, then Machete Kills is probably what you've been looking for!

Grizzled 'guy who dies first in action films' and part time Old El Paso salesman Danny Trejo stars as assassin 'Machete', who's recruited by the US government to go back to Mexico to take down about 3 million drug lords, alongside Antonio Banderas, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson and, alarmingly enough, Lady Gaga. Yes, this film will be ridiculous.

It's showing at the Islington VUE at 7.15pm, so we'll meet in the foyer between the ticket machines and pop corn kiosks from 6.45. As it's a Sunday night we'll decide afterwards whether to go for a drink following the film.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1WwOQowlg

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  • Rhose

    Was fun guys, till the next one, because: Machete don't wait.

    October 14, 2013

  • Diana

    Set out then realised left credit card at home - duh! Too late to get it so u guys enjoy the movie:-)

    October 13, 2013

    • Gabriel

      Ok well we can tell you what happens- in fact we can probably guess anyway!

      October 13, 2013

    • Diana

      And I had the popcorn all ready. . .

      October 13, 2013

  • Rhose

    Running late, who should I call when I get there?

    October 13, 2013

    • Gabriel

      Hi rhose. You can call me if you want, am there now

      October 13, 2013

  • Sonia

    :'( unexpected deadline!

    October 13, 2013

  • Nigel N.

    I went through the Procedure but at the end after Id paid with my Bank card they didnt send me a booking code or let me know if a Ticket wud be waiting for me to collect when I go there tomorrow . . Just have to wait and see . . Gonna watch Sin City now . .

    October 12, 2013

  • Rhose

    Hello all, Seat wise I suggest we all book online today before there are no more available slots. Follow the link:

    http://booking.myvue.com/Home/My-tickets/My-seats/cinema/islington/uid/5213366210/si/126668

    Cheers,

    Rhose

    October 12, 2013

  • Diana

    Saw Machete on tv the other night - now hooked:-)

    October 12, 2013

  • Mark S.

    Damn another commitment has clashed, hey ho hopefully next time. Have fun..

    October 12, 2013

  • Ryan

    Ticket booked!

    October 11, 2013

  • Kosi

    Hi, am Kosi

    October 9, 2013

  • LizZ

    Hi just got the e-mail, unfortunately I won't be able to make it due to the time change :-/ Looks great though, sure you will all enjoy it! ;-)

    October 8, 2013

  • Karina

    Ticket duly booked. See you Sunday

    1 · October 8, 2013

  • Karina

    Excited. Has a location been decided?

    1 · October 7, 2013

    • Mark S.

      In the notes it says probably
      Islington Vue.

      October 8, 2013

  • Mark S.

    This looks like great fun and to see the Mel Gibson comeback trail start here as well ;-)

    October 7, 2013

  • Emilio

    Darn it I'm out the city this Sun! I've never seen it... but I know it's great fun (it should be a spin off of Tarantino's "trash" movies, right?).
    Soon it'll be a sequel... anybody saw the advertisment inspired to Machete's family? It's ridiculously funny!!!

    Have fun guys!!!

    October 7, 2013

  • LizZ

    Trailer looks ridiculously fun! Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas and Jessica Alba - yes! Loved Sin City so this will be interesting :-)

    October 3, 2013

    • A former member
      A former member

      @Liz I was being ironic.

      October 4, 2013

    • LizZ

      Oh really? @Joseph I thought you were being sarcastic and quite rude to me just because I happened to enjoy Sin City movie, and my reasons for liking it? Afterall, we are all entitled to enjoy a movie for our own reasons no matter what they may be.

      Your ironic joke was lost online to me - perhaps in person I would have got the joke

      1 · October 5, 2013

  • Kane J. H.

    I actually saw a preview of this! If you enjoyed Machete, you guys are in for a real treat.

    October 3, 2013

  • Mark B.

    Enjoyed Machete..so why not see the follow up lol?

    September 20, 2013

  • Karina

    Oh, yeah!

    1 · September 15, 2013

  • Eleanor M.

    definitely not one for me!

    September 15, 2013

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