Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:39 PM
Yes, yes, yes you will get another automatic update for the meet up, can't stop that...lard, ham spam something edible they call it!
Quartermaster Hardwood demanding your attentions (AGAIN)
Our beloved vessel MeAssBeDragon will be escorted by the Chamblee Police Friday Morn to the PORT of Pirate's Pub Atlanta for the entire Weekend. To belay your fear of her being shanghaied I will have the Wheels removed and the float placed on Timbers, as well as locks, and alarm etc.
When you arrive Saturday evening ( oh please come early as they are expecting quite a crowd by 7 PM ) you will see her cannons blazing and her sails at full mast. Brings a tear to me eyes, sniff, sniff.
Now to the drinks.
A special ale called "pirates Brew" will be offered at $2.75 per pint (16 oz) including tax. That's a decent price for an Ice cold ale, though it does taste remarkably like Natural Lite? For members wearing a arm band or holding a ticket (still working this out see me or Georgia when you arrive) we have a shot of Pirates Choice Molasses reef or Key lime (stored in the freezer) while it lasts. Did I mention coming early? If you enjoy the Drink and food, and I recommend Joe Dale's salad as it is fracking huge, purchase a gift card and the value is increased by 20%. You will need to see Commander Paul the only person who can work the magic box. Again see me for an escort to Paul when you decide to purchase to expedite the transaction. There maybe, but no promises here some free food promos, but we are still waiting on the vendors to deliver. It's free, we will eat it.
So strap on yer weapons, hide yer flask under yer waistcoat and Invade unincorporated Dekalb county, specifically the Pirate's Pub Atlanta, and have a good time with friends and foes alike! Maybe try the food, have a snort or two............................. Maybe ye get drunk enough to be captain fer a while? ............Huzzah!
If you can't make it this weekend, come by any day to see the crows nest and the sails created by our own crew mates Georgia bell and Polky the Saw wench. Let's invade and claim this port for ourselves , at least for one night! Step forward and be counted!
Quartermaster Ferguss Hardwood