March 27, 2013
On a scale of one to ten, I've never played flip cup.
Goodness, no. Hundreds? I'm willing to have two or three dozen friends, period, and I already have some friends. I'm ready and willing to make a few dozen friends, and I'm eager to have spirited conversations with strangers and acquaintances.
Yes, I am willing to help girls onto the bar, or off of it.
Amazeballs. Please don't hold the name against me.
There's a time and a place to talk about this, and it's not on a Meetup profile.
I love dark things: I'm the guy who's cheering for the bad guys to win more often than not. I'm a feminist, but I believe policing language usually isn't worth it. Please ask me questions: I will do my best to give satisfying answers.