New Orleans, LA
Once, I went to a Casino in Canada when the US dollar was strong. I exchanged $100 US and got $149 Canadian back. This is the best I have ever done at gambling.
Tonight, is the season finale of The Fairgrounds Starlight Racing series and they want it blown out in a big way - that's where we come in. Your odds of winning big: unlikely. Odds of having a party rocking time: high.
For just $10, the cost of sponsoring 4 starving children in Ethiopia for 1 month, you can gain VIP entrance into the Miller Lite Beer Garden tent where there will be live music, DJ's, aforementioned dancing girls, drink specials, betting vestibules so you don't have to go too far to wager your mortgage, and fun will be had by all.
Time is running out however - please purchase your tickets by clicking on the link below. And remember, 1/3 of half of the profits will go directly to Net2NO. That's $1.66667 of every ticket sold, or three times the hourly wage Apple pays it's iPad manufacturers.
So click now, and show those starving Ethiopian children and sweatshops in China what America is all about: heavy drinking and betting on tiny dudes on horses that only turn left.