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Re: [newtech-1] Ready for investors

From: Mario-T
Sent on: Monday, December 3, 2012 1:29 AM
Why are people so negative with this poor soul trying to sell an idea with worse English than mine? One of these days I'll fix google translator, but let's not get off topic here.


Come on people! The world sure needs another social network in a pool of a few thousands, it is like Breakfast Cereals, you can never have too many brands of the same crap, all we need to do is to build another Cereal  isle. Four decades ago the supermarkets only had a handful of cereals, can you imagine today a world with only a dozen types of non repeated cereals? It would be the end of modern civilization.

Do you know what else is a good idea?

I invented a fake penis, so women can urinate in an upright position. Women will no longer see a snapple bottle the same way, they will also see it as a potential Latrine in a bumper to bumper traffic and nowhere to stop for a quick fluid release.
Imagine shorter lines, water saving, etc, only good can come out of it.

I get turned on when I think of the Elevator pitch,  simple and fast, a Snapple bottle, but it can also be a jumbo opening Snapple bottle because I believe we have to make it in several sizes and colors.

I also believe we can work a partnership combine a very cool elevator pitch, my snapple bottle can have your logo advertising your too cool to resist social network website with all  grotesques misspellings similar to mine .

 please, there is only one condition......please  don't mention that all smart phones come with calendar and all sort of apps can be installed for whatever you want so you don't have to be reminded only via social network.   If the pitch does not work we can always pinch the potential investor, it is a secret I will share only with you, my invention also has a pinching device for these sort of situation, almost like a multifunction Swiss arm knife.

You may be asking what about the Dildos, strap ons etc??? Whole different applications my friends, don't even go there, it is like comparing apples and oranges. These apps are not compatible, if they were people all over the planet would be using by now.
You can turn an electric tooth brush into a Dildo but never a Dildo into a patented fake penis (the name may change by the time we start marketing, we may come up with something catchier)

Positive reviews:

my friends, especially the ones intimidated by my big huge and thicker than a triple size peperoni  Dong,  all gave me a positive return when I questioned them about my idea. Those who were skeptical  and criticize the idea or were women I just disregarded them because I thought they were jealous of my future success, and we all know they would not count as a very scientific  methodology, because if they were I would know and they would have been in favor of my idea.

The ones I asked (and said yes) were very categorical with their answers, after my presentation they straight to the point when I asked if it was a great idea:
-"Yes, now can you pass me the free slice of pizza and the beer"?

They were so excited that they even felt like celebrating with pizza and beer. Unhappy people don't celebrate right????

So yes, my dear pre paid T-mobile  blackberry friend, there is no bad idea, otherwise an exact copy of MySpace would never be called Facebook, whenever you have your  launch party I pledge 100 free fake penis for your first 100 female guests, including hermaphrodites.  

Unlike you I am a very I am a very hot guy

Cheers




2012/12/2 mac shaw <[address removed]>
Hey everyone, my startup idea for my social network I been working on is finish. My startup has new features no other website has and is dependable as the others. I pitch the idea to friends and I receive positive reviews and high expectations from them.
 I'm a creative thinker and a trend setter I hate doing things people are doing or have done. So new ideas and techniques will be done for my site. For example when my site is being program I will be getting people ready for its launch with block partys,college touring and other activities that will get people talking about the site before its launch. Become a noticeable figure to the public and make a good story that people will talk about.
My startup is fixing several problems the biggest one is giving users more to do then write status and tweets and  help them have a more organize day.18 percent of time online is spent on social media, I'm making sure that time spend will be more enjoyable and on my site
I am now beginning to look for investors to pitch my startup to. What advice and suggestions you have for me and if you are a investor let's schedule a meeting I'm a cool guy.
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