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Re: [php-337] [JOB] API Engineer, NYC

From: David K.
Sent on: Friday, February 10, 2012 10:26 AM
PHP Team:

I also am undefeated in Words With Friends and Scramble with the exception of one of my girlfriends (whom I will be breaking up with shortly unless she lets me start winning.) I should add that to my resume

For your enjoyment:

On Feb 10, 2012, at 8:28 AM, FEDERICO ULFO <[address removed]> wrote:

Are you hiring Chuck Norris?

On Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 1:21 AM, Marko Simovic <[address removed]> wrote:
You couldn't abbreviate 'messages'???!! This throws your MMA skills into question...

On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 2:24 PM, David kullmann <[address removed]> wrote:
Open Source Staffing & Robert:

Robert is correct, it's priceless. His message made me think about some other qualifications I have that I forgot to include:

  • 10 Years experience trolling online in various mediums: IRC rooms about programming, forums, and email lists
  • 3 Years experience "brogramming"
  • 3 yrs exp. in #tweeting (im rlly good @ making messages shrter) @opensourcestaffing
  • 2 experiences writing 2 separate blog posts
  • Women love me, and, my mom says I'm awesome no matter what the other kids at school thought
  • Proficient in Microsoft Office
Looking forward to your reply.

You're welcome,
David

On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 1:59 PM, Robert Riegel <[address removed]> wrote:
> David's right, you can't really put a price on MMA skills these days. 
>
>
> On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 1:53 PM, David kullmann <[address removed]>
> wrote:
>>
>> Dear Open Source Staffing & NYC PHP Meetup Group:
>>
>> I'm super awesome and have incredible experience compared to this - it
>> includes the required experience below plus I am trained in MMA
>> fighting, am the mayor of multiple Chipotles, Starbucks, and locally
>> famous restaurants in downtown NYC, and I type really fast. You want
>> to hire me more than anything and you'll be disgusted at how fast and
>> responsive your API is when I'm done.
>>
>> You'll have to pay me ridiculous amounts of money but after the job is
>> done you'll wish you paid me more to stick around because you'll know
>> whatever company hires me next will destroy yours. It will be worth
>> it, you'll feel like I just got ripped off every time you write me a
>> check. Each week you'll feel worse and worse and increase the amount
>> of money you are paying me until one day you realize there's no amount
>> of money that could add up to the value of my insanely awesome skills.
>> It's ok, it happens to everyone.
>>
>> You're welcome,
>> David
>>
>> On Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 1:38 PM, BG <[address removed]> wrote:
>> > This is a full time, on-site, 6-month, contract-to-hire API Engineer
>> > position located in New York City paying a salary of $90,000 to $130,000
>> > depending on experience + benefits. No telecommuting allowed. Local
>> > candidates strongly preferred, but candidates interested in relocating
>> > considered as well. US Citizens or Green Card holders only please. Full
>> > company details provided to qualified applicants. Thank you.
>> >
>> > Our New York City client is looking for an experienced and
>> > self-motivated API Engineer to join the development team. In this
>> > capacity, you will build REST API's to be integrated into world class
>> > Apps on Mobile and Device platforms. You will work with our other API
>> > Engineers, product managers, designers, Mobile/Device App vendors, and
>> > back-end engineers to help deliver enhanced user experiences through
>> > your expertise in API development.
>> >
>> > Responsibilities:
>> >
>> > - Development of RESTful API's to connect Mobile/Device Apps to our
>> > back-end systems, such as our CMS and Search Engine
>> > - Participation throughout the full Product Development cycle to assist
>> > with requirements feasibility, project planning, implementation, quality
>> > assurance, documentation, vendor support, performance optimization, and
>> > maintenance
>> >
>> > Required Skills:
>> >
>> > - 5 years software development specifically in PHP and MVC
>> > - 3 years experience developing in CodeIgniter
>> > - 3 years experience developing RESTful API's for other developers
>> > - 3 years experience developing applications that consume various API's
>> > including REST, SOAP, other Web Services, and SQL-based databases
>> >
>> > Qualifications:
>> >
>> > - BS or MS in Computer Science, or comparable experience
>> > - Mastery of object oriented design and design patterns, and programming
>> > skills
>> > - Proven track-record of building fast, reliable, large, multi-threaded,
>> > scalable, service-oriented web services
>> > - Strong awareness of current web developer APIs and standards
>> > - React quickly to emerging customer requirements and technologies, and
>> > anticipate future needs and reusability
>> > - Knowledge of how to design software and/or platforms used by other
>> > developers, and have supported those developers with the adoption of
>> > your solutions
>> > - Knowledge about designing software that can be applied across a
>> > variety of application scenarios
>> > - Track record of partnering well with others to deliver integrated
>> > solutions from other teams and for other teams- you don?t require a
>> > program or project manager to manage simple engineering collaborations
>> > across teams or manage your delivery commitments
>> > - Experience leveraging build and continuous integration (CI) frameworks
>> > such as Hudson, Cruise Control, ivy, maven
>> >
>> > If you are interested in this job, please submit your RESUME along with
>> > your HOURLY and SALARY requirements to opensourcestaffing|AT|gmail.com
>> >
>> > Thank you,
>> > Beau J. Gould
>> > ------------------
>> > Open Source Staffing
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>> > opensourcestaffing|AT|gmail.com
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
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> Robert Riegel
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