Re: [php-49] [bash macosx] - cool history search feature

From: Tim P.
Sent on: Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:15 PM
Q: What do you call a Windows User with two brain cells? 
A: Either Gifted or Pregnant. 



On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 3:14 PM, Tim Piele <[address removed]> wrote:
Sleepin with the phishes?




On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 3:12 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:
Tim, Josh.... Somethings telling me we're getting a blanket party at the next meeting. =)


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 3:00 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:59 PM, ehime-ken <[address removed]> wrote:
Good ones Tim


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:57 PM, Tim Piele <[address removed]> wrote:
3 employees, one from microsoft, one from sun, and one from apple are in a restroom, at the urinals. when the microsoft employee is done he washes his hands, and dries his hands completely with like 10 paper towels. "at microsoft," he says, "we're very thorough." the sun employee finishes, washes his hands, dries them with 1 paper towel. "at sun we're very thorough AND very efficient." the apple engineer leaves without washing his hands, and says "at apple, we don't piss on our hands."






On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:56 PM, Tim Piele <[address removed]> wrote:
Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.__"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.__They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."__The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.__The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.__When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don't buy any ticket, at all.__"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.__"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple employee.__When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.__Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."






On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:49 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:
Yeah.... ah.. I lied.
(iLied?)

Guy 1: Hey, how much did you pay for that mac?
Guy 2: $1500
Guy 1: So it must have a nVidia 8800 and like 4GB of RAM right?
GUy 2: No, onboard graphics and 1GB of RAM
Guy 1: So why was it so much?
Guy 2: The keyboard is nice


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:46 PM, Joshua I. Carter <[address removed]> wrote:
Yo Mac so fat its buttons look like candy.


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:45 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:
Is it true that Siri will tell you a joke? Yes, but it will cost you a one time 15$ fee with a residual 4.95 per month afterwards.


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:38 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:
I heard you like Macs, so we only put one pedal in your car

=d


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 2:36 PM, Jd Daniel <[address removed]> wrote:
Yo Mac's so stupid you have to "find" the terminal.

The gloves are off.


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 1:00 PM, George Marian <[address removed]> wrote:
I just wanted to clarify that this is a bash feature, not specific to Mac OS X.


That site seems like a treasure trove of Linux (command line) goodness.


On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 11:58 AM, Mark Steudel <[address removed]> wrote:
In the past if I wanted to find a previous command I'd run fromt he
command line I'd do:

history | grep string

And then:

!212 (to run the command)

But I just found out that you can do
CTRL+R

And start typing and it'll pull up a command that you are looking for
and you can just hit enter! It doesn't show a whole list of commands
that might match but for what I want it works pretty well.

MS
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