"Poor Little Icthy"
"I want a dinosaur!"
All the kids yell and roar,
neglecting the shy and cute little icthyosaur.
If only they'd read,
the article by Fred,
the kids would want icthy,
and there'd be more icthy-empathy!
From: Fred <[address removed]>
To: [address removed]
Sent: Mon, January 7,[masked]:59:00 PM
Subject: [skeptics-137] The first sea monster, a story I wrote for Science