Answer Me Jesus will be putting in an appearance. Don't expect any water/wine transformations (if He can pull off a good cab that would save me money, but they'd probably ask us to leave) but He CAN answer your questions. How well, who can say, but - Jesus works in mysterious ways. Come find Trouble AND Jesus and revel once again with - your favorite ASSes and ASSettes!
Announcing a new Meetup for Anti-Social Social (ASS) Club!
What: Find Trouble at Happy Hour - RamsHead @ Savage Mill
When: Thursday, July 8,[masked]:00 PM
Rams Head Tavern
8600 Foundry St.
Savage, MD 20763
Happy hours are fun here and they have free food - Thurs nights are Bratwurst and German Potato Salad. Plenty of indoor/outdoor seating.
I'm making Trouble responsible for Host-ASS-ing but if I can, I will be there on the early side at least. (Yeah right, I can never leave once I get there, I'm too damned social, especially after a beer or two)
It looks as though I can designate only one extra Event Host - if someone else would rather do the honors, let me know. I know Trouble can handle it. The REAL question is...can you?
Don't sweat it for punctuality - if you're not there by 4, you're not LATE - maybe if you're the event host-ASS, but really not even. It's sort of anti-social to leave people waiting, just as it is for them to give you crap when you finally show up.
If this cavalier attitude gets your OCD ramping up, chill the hell out and have a beer, already. Someone will be there, OK? And if it's actually me, I'll of course have some ridiculous attention-getting object to make me easier to spot/the better to make an ASS out of myself with. It's usually a balloon but I think this time it will be my bright pink, fuzzy, 18" tall Answer Me Jesus. He'll be on the table ready to answer alllllllll your questions.
That oughta rise the ire out of any Holy Rollers out there. Relax, it's all in fun, God says "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord".
Ahhhhh, it's been kind of a rough year, folks. It's goooooood to be back. Actually, I think I will have to show up, but somebody make me leave by 7:15, I have business stuff I should be doing. Hmmmm, unless - think they have wifi there? That would be so cool - I don't have to talk, but I do have to be ready to type if I need to, and I can bring headphones to spare you.
Now - that WOULD bring business to an all-time high...ark ark ark in more ways than one.
Learn more here:http://www.meetup.com/theassgroup/calendar/13919510/