Announcing a new Meetup for Brooklyn Ultimate Frisbee Meetup Group!
What: Wednesday Game
When: September 9,[masked]:00 PM
Brooklyn, NY 11215
The following takes place between 6 and 7 pm on September 9th...
[beep] 6:00:00 [boop] 6:00:01 [beep] 6:00:02 [boop]
"THIS IS JACK BAUER WHERE IS THE ORGANIZER"
"HE IS LATE, WAIT FOR OUR SIGNAL TO COMMENCE EXERCISE"
[beep] 6:20:00 [boop] 6:20:01 [beep]
"DAMMIT WE DON'T HAVE TIME DEPLOY OUR OWN LAUNCH CONES"
"JACK, THE ORGANIZER IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LAUNCH CONES"
"FINE... I NEED EIGHT AGENTS TO GRAB A PIECE OF DRIED BEEF FROM THEIR SUPPLY PACK AND LURE A CANINE WHERE THE CONES SHOULD BE. THEN PET THE CANINE UNTIL YOU CAN OBTAIN A SUBSTITUTE AGENT"
[beep] 6:40:00 [boop]
"JACK, WE HAVE VISUAL ON THE ORGANIZER"
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. The Q Train stops on the Manhattan bridge now so people can make longer phone calls. Wow, Julius is running pretty slow today..."
"TWO CONES WENT ROGUE AND ARE SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIS LOWER LEGS HE HAS FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAR THE FIELD SO I CAN DISARM THEM"
[beep] 6:45:00 [boop]
"DAMMIT, I CAN'T DISARM THEM! IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR WIRES WERE ALREADY CUT... IT MUST BE A DIVERSION"
[beep] 6:59:55 [boop]
"AGENT WHY WON'T YOU RETRIEVE THE HAMMERS I'M SENDING THROUGH THE FIELD? THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH, DAMMIT"
"Yeah well maybe if you stop throwing them directly over the Rottweiler"
Come run off the Labor day weekend meals, 6PM, light and dark shirt, Prospect Park Ballfields.
If you don't come, THE TERRORISTS WIN
Learn more here:http://ultimatefrisbee.meetup.com/153/calendar/11322292/