Announcing a new Meetup for Brooklyn Ultimate Frisbee Meetup Group!
What: Tuesday Game - A Sprinkle in Time
When: Tuesday, February 2,[masked]:00 PM
Where: (A location has not been chosen yet.)
The weather forecast says God isn't washing his hair tomorrow morning, so don't be surprised if there are white flakes falling by dusk. Luckily the temperature won't be too bad (feels like 30), the wind will be silent, and the Stone House field will handle the flurry of activity.
Ugh, sorry... Mondays are hard enough without you having to endure bad puns in your mailbox. I promise next week will be only the highest quality spam.
But until then, here are some bad frisbee jokes to tell your friends (unless you have two thumbs and all of your friends are on this mailing list):
Two Ultimate players walks into a bar. One's unconscious while the other's carrying him, a plastic bag and a bicycle pump. He grabs a pint of Guinness from the bar and pours it into the bag. The bartender says:
"Whoa man, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
The ultimate player rips the hose off and says "This man's dangerously close to a hangover. I'm setting up an IV."
How do you know if someone's a veteran frisbee player?
They have more joints made from titanium than from pot.
"...sorry, I didn't catch that."
Anyway, light and dark shirt if you can, cleats optional, and Jack Frost is no excuse for staying home.
If you don't show up, you might miss another chance to see Tim skull-huck me.
Learn more here:http://ultimatefrisbee.meetup.com/153/calendar/12489062/