A young man enters a philosophical fitness program called The Abs•Tract, based on a mystical treatise containing the core truths, and experiences massive gains in knowledge and understanding, all while getting ripped abs.
Presented by Bad Buoy Films Inc.
Dec. 8th, 2013, @ The Rio Theatre, @ 1:30pm
Tickets: FREE (by donation after)
Runtime: 36 minutes
Drinking optional. Abstemiously only.