*** WE NEED AN EVENT HOST FOR THIS ONE AS I WON'T BE IN VANCOUVER YET - OR ELSE MAKE SOME NEW SANTA FRIENDS ON THE WAY :-) ***
HO HO HO, Friends!!! It's that time of the year when little kids and Big Santas all come together for merry-making and raucous fun! :-) I've been doing this for a number of years down in Seattle, but have never done it up in Vancouver. Time to change that! ;-)
SantArchy is an open source culture, Cacophony Society experiment in absurdity.
Be absurd, don’t be rude.
Prove to your family that Santa loves them, buy more stuff, put it on credit (11.99% APR) and work it off for the next year or more so Santa can drink your paycheck.
There’s nothing wrong with buying junk that you don’t need or your family doesn’t want. What’s important is throwing away the junk you don’t need, to make room for the junk you don’t want, so next year you can buy more stuff than your family bought you.
Prove you love them, more than they love you. Buy more stuff, because Santa loves you.
Respect the Four Fucks of Santa
• Don’t Fuck with Kids
• Don’t Fuck with Kops
• Don’t Fuck with Sekurity
• Dont FUCK WITH SANTA
NO Santa Left Behind
• Wait for Santa: There’s no hurry.
• One Drink Maximum: Santa is not here to sit around drinking.
Santa is here to walk around “drinking”.
• When asked: “What this is?”
• When asked: “Who organizes this?”
• When asked: ”Why are you doing this?”
Because Santa Love You!
Date: December 14th
Start Location: No 5 Orange
There is NO PLAN for 2013
However Santa will meet up at the No 5 Orange (google it) at 11 am and slowly wind along to the Ivan Hoe, before adventuring to some semi-randomly new places.
THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW WHAT”S GOING ON IS TO BE THERE!
Otherwise join the Facebook Group, and add your Santa to the event.
Things to bring:
• Cash, to make things quick.
• MEGAPHONES!!! To announce Santa!