• Mutters Dog Day 2018
    An entire day dedicated to dogs! All pampered pooches, dastardly dogs and canine critters are welcome (with their humans of course!) Join us for a day full of the best kind of dog-delights you can imagine! Market * Games * Prizes * Parades * Demos For full event information and ticket pricing click: http://www.alteregos.co.za/event/mutters-dog-day-2018/

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

  • Dirty Little Secrets
    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND – 4th YEAR IN A ROW. **TICKETS ARE ALREADY 80% SOLD OUT!** Dayle Robyn is back talking about all those things you would not discuss at the dinner table. Raw honesty, paired with relatable and embarrassing anecdotes, Dirty Little Secrets is a one woman (sit-down) comedy show performed in the first person. You are guaranteed to laugh, cringe and blush, and possibly gag a little. Not for the faint-hearted or easily shocked, Dirty Little Secrets is a show for open minded adults looking for something different to do in Jozi. For full event information click: http://www.alteregos.co.za/event/dirty-little-secrets/

    Rusty Hook

    22 Wilge Street, Honeydew · Johannesburg

  • Step up your Social Media
    Every so often we bring you a "serious" event! Join Meryl Rosenberg of ::pixelmagic:: from 9:30 - 1:30 on 29 September for top tips on how to ramp up your Facebook ads. ON THE MENU: - Facebook ads overview - Boost vs Ads - Discovering Demographics - Facebook Ads Manager - Create your own ad - step by step. - Facebook pixels COST: R550 per person Includes tea/coffee and a light lunch - this is an intensive, hands on, practical half day workshop. ** LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE! ** TO BOOK: Email proof of payment PLUS YOUR CELL NO to [masked] Payment can be made by electronic bank transfer to: pixelmagic Nedbank Branch code[masked] Account number[masked] ABOUT MERYL: Meryl is the social media strategist behind brands like Neigh-Bours, Medieval Fayre, Alter Egos as well as a number of large corporate social media accounts. Five of the accounts she manages have won international awards for Best Use of Social Media in Africa & the Middle East or worldwide. MAP TO VENUE: https://goo.gl/maps/WuD2jW3ucKB2

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

  • Medieval Fayre 2018
    Join the Facebook event for news and updates here: https://www.facebook.com/events/2064465623838295 #Medieval2018, Saturday 1 September at La Vue Lodge in Muldersdrift, 11am - 8pm Map: https://goo.gl/maps/TkgXqikT9k62 Tickets: http://qkt.io/Medieval2018 * HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE!! COME ONE, COME ALL * Perchance the Middle Ages, Perchance a Magical Fayre... Kings, queens, knights and the dragon's lair We invite all ye fine people to come and share A day of all things feudal in the open air. A little mystery, a little madness and a day of magic - Missing out on this experience would be quite tragic. Avaunt all ye merry, and join the magical medieval fayre! We invite minstrels, strolling players, stilt walkers, fairies, fire dancers and all manner of buskers and barons, knights, dragons, unicorns, fair maidens and their steeds to experience the Stocks, Mead, Ale, Unicorn Rides, Archery and a variety of food & drink. The medieval market will trade all day! Stay with us into the night and as darkness descends, the music and jollity will continue! ATTRACTIONS: - Ye Olde Tavern Quiz (world famous throughout the West Rand) - Eoin's Tankard Mead & White Dog Taproom Ale - Chikara Unicorn Rides for kids of all ages - Fight-A-Knight with JuggerKnights and Medieval Fight Club South Africa - Forging displays - Archery & Mounted Archery from ShaTranj Mounted Archery & Stables - Ye Olde Fancydress Contest - Tomato Throwing, Caber Toss and Pillow Fighting with Vegetable Justice - The Knight's Quest challenge - Kubb Viking Chess - Hobby Horse Jousting - Baardman's Majestic Beard Competition - The Pie eating contest - The Dahogrian Empire Battles - Fantastic stalls … and more! TICKETS: • Handfastings: R4500 - R6000 online only (only 5 available) • Royal Tickets: R850 online only (only 130 available - includes the Royal Banquet, free parking area and activity vouchers) • Noble Tickets: R350 online only (includes turkey leg and activity vouchers) • Commoner Tickets: R80 online, R100 at the gate on the day. • Parking: R10 per car • Squires and maidens under 12; and pets on leashes: FREE entry to venue **NEW! NOW INTRODUCING:** • Born Day Celebrations: R4000 online only (only 2 available, includes party experience for 8 kids under 12, plus 2 supervising adults) • The Reigning Couple Handfasting: R6000 online only (only 5 available - includes a handfasting, royal tickets and overnight accommodation & Sunday breakfast) • Reigning Family: R[masked] online only (only 1 available - includes royal tickets plus overnight accommodation for 4 & Sunday breakfast) • Reigning Couple: R[masked] online only (only 8 available - includes royal tickets plus overnight accommodation & Sunday breakfast) • A Knight's Couples Retreat: R[masked] online only (only 1 available - includes royal tickets plus overnight accommodation & Sunday breakfast) • Royal Prince & Princess tickets: R750.00 only only (only 150 available - exclusively for kids under 12 only, includes a seat at the banquet and activity vouchers) • Squires: R250.00 online only (limited number available - exclusively for kids under 12 only, includes junior turkey leg and activity vouchers) Full descriptions of all tickets can be found here: http://qkt.io/Medieval2018 email [masked] for more info! VENDORS! Stall booking now open, stalls from R600 - sign up on http://www.medievalfayre.co.za/stallholders to get stall booking forms & updates.

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

  • Greased Lightning!
    Join the Facebook event for news and updates here: https://www.facebook.com/events/356155468206313 It's got groove it's got meaning Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion Grease is the way we are feeling It's time for rock 'n roll, the hand jive and Summer Nights. Get out your leather jackets and poodle skirts, put on your dancing shoes and participate in this one of a kind interactive movie experience. .......“It will be auto-matic.....system-matic....hyyyyydro-matic. Why, it’s greased lightning!" ** OVER 16s ONLY ** R150.00 per person gets you a seat, a bag of popcorn and a special (never before seen) Audience Participation Pack! Meals and drinks will be available for order! (Cash or Card) Tables are booked on a first-come-first-served basis, make sure you arrive as doors open to grab the seat you want! ** REGRET NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK PERMITTED ** WHAT TO EXPECT: 18:00 DOORS OPEN (please note access to the screening area will not be permitted until 18:00 sharp, you're welcome to come early and sit at the bar until doors open) 18:00 Order your food and drink buckets, explore your participation pack and get your popcorn. 18:45 Interactivity briefing 19:00 Movie Starts 21:00 Movie Ends 21:15 Best Dressed Prizes To book your space, please email your proof of payment AND YOUR CELL NUMBER to [masked] ** LIMITED PLACES - STRICTLY FIRST COME FIRST SERVED ** COST: R150.00 per person - over 16s only BANK DETAILS: Bank: Nedbank Branch Code:[masked] Account No:[masked] Reference: GREASE + your name

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    Rusty Hook

    22 Wilge Street, Honeydew · Johannesburg

  • Fantasy Fayre 2018
    • What we'll do Join the Facebook event for updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/150226352278007 Unicorns, dragons and all magical beasts; Mermaids, griffins and werewolves come feast At our annual Fantasy Fayre, especially for all That have feathers and fur and claws galore! TICKETS: R70 online, R90 on the day KIDS UNDER 12 FREE MAP TO VENUE: https://goo.gl/maps/tL1HfnF6Zs62 PLEASE BE AWARE: There is a 1km dirt road to our venue. It is suitable for most normal cars but not for vehicles with very low suspension. From 10am - 6pm the Fayre opens to all manner of fantasy games and craftsmen. Dress up! Fantastic prizes in the Adult and Kids fancydress categories ... get 15% discount from Sinderella Costume Hire in Randburg when you hire a costume for this event! Know your fantasy stuff? Grab a team and join our FANTASY QUIZ! We are so proud to be supporting HuskyRomi Wolf Sanctuary at this event - expect to learn about their gorgeous wolves! Expect all manner of fantasy themed market stalls and merriment: play a Game of Kubb (Viking Chess), have a go at archery or sample Eoin's Tankard mead while you watch weapons forging; or try your hand at the Axe Toss! Wander through the market to the sounds of the bards and the clash of steel on steel as the JuggerKnights spar. Hand made jewellery, dragons, ceramics, art, clothing, craft beer and delicious food and more is on sale at the stalls. • What to bring • Important to know

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

  • Discworld Day 2018
    • What we'll do Facebook event for updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/2050325375185630 "Ankh-Morpork is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright as an oil slick, as colourful as a bruise and as full of activity, industry, bustle and sheer exuberant busyness as a dead dog on a termite mound.” THE SECOND ANNUAL DISCWORLD DAY: 2018 - INTERESTING TIMES IN ANKH-MORPORK Join us in a celebration of life on Sir Terry Pratchett's Birthday (28 April) by honoring his legacy and experiencing his Discworld with us. Discover the streets of Ankh-Morpork, the greatest city of the Discworld. A folklorique network of old lanes, squares and alleys for your walking pleasure. Wherre exitement and trolls lurke arounde everry corner and much may be heard the traditional street cries of old time also the laughing visages of the denuizens as they goe about their business private. LIMITED NO OF TICKETS available from Quicket - http://qkt.io/DiscworldDay2018 Online: R70.00 On the day: R90.00 PARKING: R10 per car Kids under 12 FREE Dogs and unruly luggages to be kept on leashes at all times. MAP TO VENUE: https://goo.gl/maps/TkgXqikT9k62 Please note: There is a 1km dirt road to our venue. It is suitable for most normal cars but not for vehicles with very low suspension. Featuring: • An Ankmorpork Adventure: Seek! Hustle! Build! Conjur! Enter as a single person or with a team of wizzards, complete the tasks as laid out for you by the Patrician. R20.00 per person (R10 discount for entering online and bringing your own entry sheet!) • Fabricati diem, pvnc: test your mettale and train with the City Watch, they are recuiting! • The presence of beer always greases the rungs of the evolutionary ladder so make sure your Inn-sewer-ants-polly-seas are up to date and join us in The Mended Drum. Expect a test of wits, much revelry and many barbarians. • The Discworld Dress Up. Embody your favourite character and be victorious. Win Thynngs. • Burnt crunchy bits, dwarf bread, rat onna stick and other local delicacies can be found between Harga's House of Ribs and the Curry Gardens, so weary travellers and brave explorers will not have holes in their tummies. Keep an eye out for Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler. All guilds are welcome, so if you fancy yourself as an artificer, a seamstress, an assassin or a clown, you'll be sure to be in good company along The Street of Cunning Artificers. • What to bring • Important to know

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

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  • A Viking Thing
    Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/327322971095852 Our South African fighters - you've seen them at Fight-a-Knight - want to fight on the international Full Contact Medieval Combat stage in 2018. To cover their travel and board, 100% of funds raised at this event will go towards getting them overseas to take on the best fighters the world has to offer. TICKETS: http://qkt.io/VikingThing2018 Online - R50.00 On the day - R70.00 PARKING: R10 per car Kids under 12 FREE MAP TO VENUE: https://goo.gl/maps/gqbXFAVSqQr Featuring: • Viking Games: Archery, wrestling, stone throwing, toga-honk (tug-of-war), kubb (viking chess), obstacle course and sword play; Mead Hall Quiz; the Viking Vestment Contest; Viking Quest - go a-viking and bring home the Hoard ... and more!

    La Vue Guest Lodge

    Plot 161 Nietgedacht · Johannesburg

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  • Discworld Day - The Turtle Moves
    Join the Facebook event for updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/320926284986740 “Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course — it was not round and shiny — but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Ankh-Morpork to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc.” THE FIRST ANNUAL DISCWORLD DAY: 2017 - THE TURTLE MOVES We invite you to discover the streets of Ankh-Morpork, the greatest city of the Discworld. A folklorique network of old lanes, squares and alleys for your walking pleasure. Wherre exitement and trolls lurke arounde everry corner and much may be heard the traditional street cries of old time also the laughing visages of the denuizens as they goe about their business private. All guilds are welcome, so if you fancy yourself as an artificer, a seamstress, an assassin or a clown, you'll be sure to be in good company along The Street of Cunning Artificers. LIMITED NO OF TICKETS available from Quicket - http://qkt.io/DiscworldDay2017 Online - R60.00 At the Gate on the day - R80.00 Kids under 12 FREE Dogs and unruly luggages to be kept on leashes at all times. Map to Venue: https://goo.gl/maps/PJUep3oPvgT2 PLEASE BE AWARE: There is a 2km dirt road to our venue. It is suitable for most normal cars but not for vehicles with very low suspension as there are speed bumps on it. Featuring: • An Ankmorpork Adventure: Seek! Hustle! Build! Conjur! Enter as a single person or with a team of wizzards, complete the tasks as laid out for you by the Patrician. • Fabricati diem, pvnc: test your mettale and train with the City Watch, they are recuiting! • The presence of beer always greases the rungs of the evolutionary ladder so make sure your Inn-sewer-ants-polly-seas are up to date and join us in The Mended Drum. Expect a test of wits, much revelry and many barbarians. • The Discworld Dress Up will happen in Pseudopolis Yard. Embody your favourite character and be victorious. Win Thynngs. • The great Wizards of the Unseen University invite you to engage in battles of Cripple Mr Onion, Thud! and the likes. Can you beat the brightest of the Discworld? • Burnt crunchy bits, dwarf bread, rat onna stick and other local delicacies can be found between Harga's House of Ribs and the Curry Gardens, so weary travellers and brave explorers will not have holes in their tummies. Keep an eye out for Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler. • The Muntab Moving Pictures House invites those of a sloth-ier disposition to rest their weary rears upstairs in the Patrician's Castle, munch on banged grains and be enveloped in the screenings of Sir Terry Pratchett's visual fantastical-ness. • Garstairs Stables offers the usual range of equestrian services to the sons and daughters of gentlefolk.

    The Moors Castle

    Larsens Rd · Muldersdrift

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  • Neigh-Bours Magical Medieval Fayre 2017
    Join the Facebook event for info & updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/353363441728628 #Medieval2017, Saturday 2 September at Inanda Country Base, 11am - 10pm Map: https://goo.gl/maps/R5PpXMWmSy92 Tickets: http://qkt.io/medieval2017 Handfastings: R3500 online only, R3000 before 30 May 2017 (only 3 available) Royal Tickets: R750 online only, R700 before 30 May 2017 (only 150 available) Noble Tickets: R350 online only, R300 before 30 May 2017 (limited number available) Commoner Parking: R10 per car Commoner Tickets: R80 online, R70 before 30 May 2017. R100 at the gate on the day Kids under 12 and pets on leashes: FREE entry to venue * HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE!! COME ONE, COME ALL * A little mystery, a little madness and a lot of magic! Avaunt all ye merry, and join the magical medieval fayre! We invite minstrels, strolling players, stilt walkers, fairies, fire dancers and all manner of buskers and barons, knights, dragons, unicorns, fair maidens and their steeds! The Stocks, Mead, Ale, Unicorn Rides as well as food & drink, dancers and all the stalls will run all day … then stay with us into the night as sprites and fire dancers entertain us, while the circles open to allow friendship and cameraderie in! ATTRACTIONS: - Ye Olde Taven Quiz (world famous throughout Kyalami) – Eoin's Tankard Mead & White Dog Taproom Ale – Chikara unicorn rides for kids of all ages – Fight a Knight with Battle Heritage South Africa – Firedancing from L.A. Fire & Glow Toys – Drakon Forge forging displays – Archery & Mounted Archery from Mounted Archery Pretoria – Fancydress Contest – Medieval games – Game of Kings – Fantastic stalls! … and more! HANDFASTINGS AT MEDIEVAL FAYRE “May the circle be open, yet unbroken. May the love of the Goddess be forever in your heart. Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again.” We invite lovers and those wished to be joined in eternal matrimony to say their vows under an arch of flowers during the festivities of ye greatest medieval festival known to this time. Stand before our ordained officiant and declare your love. Arrive as two souls and leave as one at the Magical Medieval Fayre. ONLY THREE, available online only – R3500 Includes: – A tailor-made hand-fasting ceremony personalised for your wedding, engagement, year-and-a-day promise or renewal of vows. – Optional legal registration of your marriage – 2 Royal tickets for the bride and groom including seats at the banquet – 8 Commoner tickets for the wedding party’s free entrance to the Fayre – Dedicated photographer (pay only for the photos you want) 1. ONLY 150 Royal Tickets available to only the bluest of blood. Do not rest on your laurels! ONLY available online – R750 PLEASE NOTE: BANQUET GOERS OF ALL AGES MUST HAVE TICKETS IN ORDER TO ENTER THE BBANQUET HALL. Includes: – VIP entrance to the Fayre with FREE VIP parking – A ‘fast-pass’ buff which allows you to pass unhindered and unchallenged to the front of ALL queues at the event. – A medieval spit roast banquet (vegetarian option available) at either 1pm or 7pm – Entertainment at the Royal Banquet – A FREE magic potion and a FREE glass skull (to drink toasts to your enemies' downfall out of) await you at your seat at the banquet – Three FREE arrow shots with our Archers – One FREE turn to Fight a Knight with Battle Heritage South Africa at the event – A FREE Game of Kings – Three FREE tomatoes for Vegetable Justice - A craft draft beer, or raspberry beer for the gentler patrons – A glass of Eoin’s Tankard Mead – A market map – An event timetable (not available to any other visitors) – The right to be mildly discourteous to everyone ;) 2. Limited numbers of Noble Tickets available to celebrate the annual Medieval Fayre in a style worthy of thy nobility! ONLY available online – R350 Includes: – VIP entrance to the Fayre with FREE VIP parking - A craft draft beer, or raspberry beer for the gentler patrons – A glass of Eoin’s Tankard Mead – A FREE turkey leg of approx. 1 000g – smoked, marinated and cooked over an open fire – Three FREE tomatoes for Vegetable Justice – A market map – The right to be mildly discourteous to commoners ;) 3. Commoner tickets R80 online, R100 at the gate on the day email [masked] for more info!

    Inanda Country Base

    Rose Road, Kyalami · Johannesburg

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