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Someone wrote an article about us

  • 5 days ago · 1:00 PM

...and it makes me sick. No doubt some of you have found this shaded area of meetup because of that disastrously illuminating article...

If you've not seen it, check it out:

Firstly, the so-called "Sophie Taylor" - tailor of vicious lies and playful banter - has written this article, this informative, demonstrative, demon piece which not only exposes us for the hate loving fanatics we are but also spreads the word.

Sometimes it feels like I'm hitting myself in the head with my own fish, which I fished out of the local river. Damn that fish, and damn you Sophie Taylor - tailor of shattered dreams.

All that being said, she does seem to truly despise the human race - and in that, I respect her. The truth truly is within her writing. My only hope is that this group does not become a gawking show with run-of-the-mill happy people (or as I call them, "bastards") joining to "see what it's all about". There's another fad you can "see what it's all about" and it's called cliff jumping. Without a parachute.

Anyway - the most appropriate thing to do now is stage a protest. A hateful, bastardly protest. Now, I can't be bothered to set my own one up so I thought we could just latch onto the next hateful protest.

SO... We're going to join Nigel Farage in his protest against sovereignty because he wants us to be sovereign but only for the bits which suit him. Sounds like a perfect candidate for this group so it'll all tie in nicely.

- No swearing. There will be children there so keep your fucking mouth shut.


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  • Alisdair B.

    I think that this was the dullest meetup ever. Perfect.

    5 days ago

  • Vee

    New to the group and you lot seem an interesting bunch of ...well...i am nor sure what.

    December 3



    1 · December 3

  • Sophie T.

    I hate the sound of this Sophie Taylor and her crap 'banter'. Bet she's a right arse in real life. Just as well we'll never meet the little shit

    10 · November 29

    • Jackie

      Can you mainline those? Yum!

      December 1

    • eeL John I.

      cripes / sorry / looks like i mistook myself for somebody else, a few replies back.
      gawd, this is getting worse by the day ...

      December 1

  • Giacomo S.

    I am joining too, as I would love to shake the hand (or aorta) of the lady that quotes my review first!

    4 · November 8

    • Jonathan

      She wrote a review of you... I loved the bit where she says that you've got your head on upside down ;)

      5 · November 14

    • Giacomo S.

      I told her not to take notes while I was performing a pile driver on her carcass :(

      November 30

  • Richard A

    God I hate all of this so very much.

    But not so much that it could be construed as caring about anything.

    Not that I care if you misconstrue what I write as meaning that I care about anything. Or not. Or whatever.

    6 · November 17

  • Danny (.

    I was cooking Mediterranean Vegetables in the Oven and chanced to have a plate of fresh Blackberries on top too, after a while I realised and was taking them off when I tasted one, It was Delicious just warm not hot.. very tasty and reminiscent of the season to come;
    Oh "bad words. depression. doom. bad sentiment. rain " ahhh that's Better ...

    1 · November 9

  • eeL John I.

    Has any of you noticed that "Sophie Taylor" is an anagram of "Christo Matthews"?

    Hah! Thought not.

    5 · November 13

  • Alisdair B.

    This woman is nothing but a vile slanderer! How dare she accuse me of having a sense of humour. I see no alternative but to consult my Solicitors.

    4 · November 8

    • eeL John I.

      Careful -- your Solicitors might have a sense of humour. And then next thing yo …

      As you were.
      My mistake.

      November 12

  • eeL John I.

    Why the fuss?
    Who reads it anyway?
    Who reads >this< anyway?
    Who reads >>anything<< anyway?
    [I'm making it a rule, never to read.]
    [Writing'll be next.]
    [Unless it's Anti-Social nonsense. Skkirumfred to you all.]

    1 · November 12

  • david

    Sophie who? - Never heard of her. Like to meet her, though...oh wait a minute, my pants have gone on fire!

    3 · November 10

  • Mycroft

    "run-of-the-mill happy people (or as I call them, "bastards") joining to 'see what it's all about' ". Hmm, we don't want Meet Up tourists or show-boats here treating our group like a theme park. I like Alex's idea of holding the protest Meetup on Sophie Taylor's tube. Mwahahaha!

    4 · November 8

  • Tony W.

    Did you know that's its quite legal to send bees in the post? Just saying.

    5 · November 7

  • Alex

    Christo, I vote we hold this Meetup on Sophie Taylor's tube. We can tell her "2006 called and it wants its blog back".

    1 · November 7

  • Giacomo S.

    But is it ok if we talk about another referendum, as the one niggy wanted to do in case of results with a tiny margin?

    2 · November 7

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