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Brisbane Atheists Message Board Off Topic Forum › Light-Globe Jokes

Light-Globe Jokes

Heraklitus
user 5709480
Newcastle, AU
Post #: 1,100
These can be quite profound. This one is not:


How many Gorillas does it take to change a light-globe?
One. But you need lots of light-globes.



A former member
Post #: 524
Ha, now I get your other Southern Baptist joke.
Here's a light bulb joke that I made up about my two-year old daughter.
How many two-year olds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but you have to revolve the whole world around them.smile
Heraklitus
user 5709480
Newcastle, AU
Post #: 1,101
Peter: Ha, now I get your other Southern Baptist joke.
Here's a light bulb joke that I made up about my two-year old daughter.
How many two-year olds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but you have to revolve the whole world around them.smile

This may amuse:

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light globe?
A: Fish

Q: How many radical feminists does it take to change a light globe?
A: That's not funny!

Q: How many postmodernists does it take to change a light globe?
A: At least a thousand - in my opinion
Steve H.
Gone_Xtianing
Brisbane, AU
Post #: 642
What do you call a lighting terrorist?: Osram bin Laden.
Steve H.
Gone_Xtianing
Brisbane, AU
Post #: 643
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb: One, but it has to want to be changed.

Why do people change a light bulb? Surely they should change a dark one.

Daniel W
user 47085852
Brisbane, AU
Post #: 13
Ok, let me make the obvious one:

How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We're not going to change it, we think it works.

(If anyone doesn't like that one, make it about socialists instead and it still works.)
Heraklitus
user 5709480
Newcastle, AU
Post #: 1,106
How many Californian Self-help Book writers does it take to change a light globe?
100. One to do the globe and the other 99 to share the experience.
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