Hares: Tinkershnitzel & Penis Colada
When:[masked] @ 6:30 HST
Where: The sugar shack on the Bolton Valley Access Road (https://goo.gl/maps/PaYqWfwxjNWHihBm9),
A - A
Feel like the days are getting LONGER? HARDER?
Feel like trails should also get LONGER?.... HARDER?.... (crickets)
Tinker and PC are here to help you celebrate one of the longest days of the year in true Pagan fashion with Beer, Rugged Trail, Grilled Food, Swimming, and Wood Nymphs (European Nudists)!
Amazing trail features:
- Swimming at all Beer Stops!
- Grilled Food!
- Fewer Bugs! (seriously, bugs don't like the altitude!)
- In true Mountain Man fashion - SHIGGERIFIC TRAIL!
- And special for this year... EXTREME WALKER TRAIL that leads you to all the beer without the shiggy!
... and because Tinker and PC are all about doing you just right: CHOOSE YOUR OWN TRAIL DIFFICULTY! At multiple points of the trail, you can decide whether you want it HARDER and LONGER... Or you can bail and join the walkers to head straight to the beer!
Bring: Swimming Attire, Cranium Lamps, Whistles, $5 Hash Cash, Virgins
What: The hash is a cross country trail set by one or two volunteers, known as the hares. The hares lay a 2-5 mile trail with biodegradable flour. The runners and walkers, known as the hounds, follow this trail though the woods, rivers, streets, playgrounds and sometimes messy (“shiggy”) areas, in search of the end, which is where lots of beer and food awaits the tired pack.
Who: A group of 15-25 walkers, runners, and anything in between (most don't RSVP on Meetup)
Where: Will be sent to the email list and updated at burlingtonhash.com and here as soon as we know, generally by Sunday night
What to bring: $5 Hash Cash (first trail is free), ID, CRANIUM LAMPS, Bug repellent, Whistles, Virgins