Corvallis Hash House Harriers (CH3) are proud to present the 69th running of the Corvallis Red Dress Hash on Friday, February 19, 2016. In combination with the Red Dress Party, hosted by Sick Town Derby Dames on the same night, this is a can't miss event.
The Sick Town Derby Dames are part of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association and host the Red Dress Party every year to raise funds to continue the process of rebuilding their rink. This year's Red Dress Party is located at the Peacock Bar & Grill, and is sponsored by 2 Towns Ciderhouse and Mazama Brewing.
The Red Dress Hash will be A to A' and include stops at several of Corvallis' finer drinking establishments. Although shorter in distance than typical hashes, we always try to make our mark on Corvallis. And everyone should have plenty of energy to dance at the Party!
Hares: Assbag & Eggnog Cumshot
Meet: 6:00pm at Old Spaghetti Factory (603 NW 2nd Street, Corvallis, OR 97330)
Hares Away: 6:15pm
Shiggy Level (1-5): 1.5, because someone inevitably pisses off the natives.
Bashers: Yes, Dags: No (unless they have ID too)
Family Friendly: NO!!!, Virgins: ALWAYS!
Cost: $20 for both Hash & Party, $10 for Hash only
Souvenir: Hashers going to both Hash & Party get a custom-made wristband with 2016 CH3 Red Dress Hash embossed onto it. Hashers only going to the Hash will get one of last year's wristbands. Each year is a different color!
Required Items: A red dress (mandatory for everyone!), headlamp, ID, cash for extra drinks (the hash will be purchasing pitchers), camera (accepted everywhere but Hash Religion), glowsticks, mascara, blow-up dolls, waxed chest hair, and new shoes.
Details: The only rule for Red Dress Hash is that you must be in a red dress. Hash crash space is available for out-of-town hashers, just contact Assbag, One Solid Dick, Wiffle Suck 4 Food, or Eggnog Cumshot for more information. Ride-sharing is highly encouraged to prevent any catastrophes on the road. One final note, CH3 is an inclusive group and all nudity is optional and without fear of pressure, and any indication to the contrary is a violation of the trust of the entire group.