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CH3 #134 - One Solid Pole Whacker's Return to Sanity

  • Feb 12, 2016 · 5:30 PM
  • The Bluestem Palace

Hares: One Solid Dick and Pole Whacker

Hares Away: 5:30 pm. 

Route: A-A. (The Bluestem Palace, lair of One Solid Dick, Banned from the Zoo, Cock Broker, and Stuff My Muffin)

Shiggy Level (1-5): 1. But bring your running legs ya animals. 

Wetness: Probably wet! 

Bashers? YESSDags? Woof! Yes.

ID on trail? noooooope

Headlamp? Most definitely. There will be some stretches on unlit roads, so bring a lamp or buddy with someone who has one. 

Hash Cash: $6

Details: Since everyone (or at least the survivors) though last trail was SUUUUUPER shitty (in all the best ways possible), this trail will be a complete 180. Expect some pavement pounding, about 6 miles, and many more checks to keep them racists and bashers in check. So if you are feeling a bit injured (looking at you BBP...) get on yer bike and take it easy!

Since start/finish will be at mi casa, and we loooooove having ya bimbos and wankers, AND I'm a lazy sack of shit, On-after will be at our place! So yes there will be circle beer, but if you want more than Piss Bucket Refreshments (PBRs), thats on you to bring. 

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  • Marc bell B.

    Hash hosts - how do you feel about excited, pervert K9 hashers hanging out at the on-in (or yard if it's not pouring)? The zoo doesn't like being left in the car so she might not make an appearance...

    February 11, 2016

    • Emory B.

      Will get back to you in a few on this!

      February 11, 2016

    • Emory B.

      Yup certainly cool. Banned would love to be weird with your dog

      February 11, 2016

  • Emory B.

    You bastards ready for this one? I just went and mapped it out and its actually not as long as I thought. True trail is 5.44 miles. Still basher friendly since we have some on injury reserve

    1 · February 11, 2016

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