Feb 12, 2016 · 5:30 PM
The Bluestem Palace
Hares: One Solid Dick and Pole Whacker
Hares Away: 5:30 pm.
Route: A-A. (The Bluestem Palace, lair of One Solid Dick, Banned from the Zoo, Cock Broker, and Stuff My Muffin)
Shiggy Level (1-5): 1. But bring your running legs ya animals.
Wetness: Probably wet!
Bashers? YESS! Dags? Woof! Yes.
ID on trail? noooooope
Headlamp? Most definitely. There will be some stretches on unlit roads, so bring a lamp or buddy with someone who has one.
Hash Cash: $6
Details: Since everyone (or at least the survivors) though last trail was SUUUUUPER shitty (in all the best ways possible), this trail will be a complete 180. Expect some pavement pounding, about 6 miles, and many more checks to keep them racists and bashers in check. So if you are feeling a bit injured (looking at you BBP...) get on yer bike and take it easy!
Since start/finish will be at mi casa, and we loooooove having ya bimbos and wankers, AND I'm a lazy sack of shit, On-after will be at our place! So yes there will be circle beer, but if you want more than Piss Bucket Refreshments (PBRs), thats on you to bring.