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The Dallas-Plano Atheists Meetup Group Message Board › Funnies (for a lighter heart during the season)

Funnies (for a lighter heart during the season)

A former member
Post #: 6
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Anon
Matt B.
user 11413756
Fort Worth, TX
Post #: 8
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Melanie C.
user 12012545
Dallas, TX
Post #: 4
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Anon

Can you warn me before you do that? That tea hurt coming out my nose...
A former member
Post #: 114
I thank god everyday for making me an ahteist!


Ok - I know its lame, but I am not a comedian.
Douglas T. H.
DougHawes
Dallas, TX
Post #: 1
Thank you Melanie for a good laugh. Doug
Mick
Mick_
Plano, TX
Post #: 253
Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

and of course

Atheism
No shit.
Melanie C.
user 12012545
Dallas, TX
Post #: 5
I used to have a version of that hanging in the guest bathroom; I definitely need to update that with the Christian Science one!
A former member
Post #: 118
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