Pat and Calvin's Annual Halloween Party


This year's theme: Internet Memes!

Brush off your best David at the Dentist and Grumpy Cat, people, because all your base belong to us!

That's right--here's your chance to dress up as Slender Man, Trollface, or the Biting Pear of Salamanca. Or go with the Neil DeGrasse Tyson reaction, the Overly Attached Girlfriend, or Ancient Aliens guy, if that floats your Boaty McBoatface.

We'll have the usual food, drink, costume contest, and late-night viewing of some awful movie. And yes, please bring your spouse, date, significant other, main squeeze, posse, handlers, PR team, spiritual advisors, IT support department, co-conspirators, henchpeople, companions, and evil twins.

Here's how the evening will go:
7 pm Doors open
9 pm Costume contest
10 pm Screening of something awful

There will be board-gaming on the second floor for those who want to.

We prefer the party to be for adults only. If you want to bring kids, let's discuss. But no pets please--too many people milling about. We do have two social cats, so be prepared to give pets and scritches, or take Benadryl, as applicable. Smoking is allowed only on the back lawn.

We also have a zero-tolerance policy for drinking and driving--we will call you a cab and stick you with the bill, if needed.