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Santacon 2016

***UPDATE 12/2***
Since there was no interest in meeting earlier, I will be at Tiki's at 5:30. I will be in a red tank top with black laces in the back and a red sparkly Santa hat. I will have green garland wristlets and ho ho ho beads to give out.

Should you want to get in touch, my number is[masked]-0720. Looking forward to seeing everyone there!!!

ER MAH GAWD! It's a chance to get funky with the elves, Mrs. Claus and of course, Santa!!! Come join us as we bar hop through Waikiki, and you don't even have to sing carols. (Although drunken bar songs are always fun!!!)

Here's the route, note that this year we have official stops and unofficial stops.

5:00 - 6:30: Tiki's Bar and Grill 2570 Kalakaua Ave

6:30: Parade of Santas

7:00 - 8:30 Zone 1: Third Floor International Marketplace restaurants NOTE: these are *not* official, approved Santa stops so let's not crush them. If it's too busy or they turn you away, be chill. Just head on to Zone 2 and get an early seat.

Strip Steak
Kona Grill
Eating House 1849

9:00-11:00 Zone 2: Lewers Street
Moose McGillicuddy's (No cover for fully dressed Santas)
Kelly O'Neil's (May have a cover)

Check out the Facebook info here:

And read some of the details here:

If this is your first SantaCon, allow me to give you the Lowdown for the Ho-down:

SantaCon is an international, non-denominational, non-commercial, non-political and non-sensical Santa Claus convention that occurs once a year for absolutely no reason.

SantaCon is an event for adults - where guys & girls of legal age dress up like Santa and go cavorting around town for no better reason than that it is huge fun.

What's the plan, man?

SantaCon is a rain-or-shine event, so if it looks like rain, bring an umbrella. Also, comfortable shoes would be a very good idea.

Gosh that sounds like fun! How do I get ready, you ask?

There is a dress code, it is Santa. You must dress up. A Santa hat is not enough. Buy a Santa suit. Borrow a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you're not into Santa go with Sexy Mrs. Claus, Buddy the Elf, one of the Ho-Ho-Hoes, a Christmas Tree, Donny the Dancing Dreidel. Whatever floats your candy cane. Just don't wear your street clothes and a hat. Check out the wall photos if you need inspiration.

The first rule of Santa Con is that we do not talk about SantaCon.

Memorize the following responses to common questions.

Q: Who's in charge? -- Santa
Q: Who are you with? -- Santa
Q: What's this about? -- Ask Santa, he's over there.
Santa acts like Santa.

Be fun, be jolly, let people sit on your lap. Ho-Ho-Ho it up.
Santa acts like Santa.

Be fun, be jolly, let people sit on your lap. Ho-Ho-Ho it up.

Bring cash. Don't make your bartender try to run a tab for 200 guys dressed like Santa. Keeping it cash-only all night will save you headaches. Be sure to tip your bartenders and the fetching bar-maids. If you find a fetching bartender, good job.

Stuff your sack.

Bring gifts. NICE gifts for kids, NAUGHTY gifts for grown-ups. We're all about spreading holiday cheer while having a good time. Candy, condoms and lube, little toys and fun crap to hand out to all the non-Santas.

Cab it. We're all mostly adults and know how stupid drunk driving is. Driving drunk while wearing a Santa suit is just asking to get pulled over. Cab it or get someone else to fly the sleigh.

I will post my number the day of, along with what I'm wearing--so you can try to find us along the way, or just come out with all the elves and be merry!!!

This event is posted on other groups, please do not RSVP with more than one group, we're all here to play nice with everyone, you don't want to get put on the naughty list! (Or do you!?!?!)

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  • Ramona

    What time will the gang meet at Lulu's?

    6 days ago

    • debra

      If you're interested, I'd say maybe 5? We can stay 'til about 5:30-6ish, and then head over to Tiki's. Would that work?

      3 days ago

  • debra

    Aloha all-
    This is a HUGE gathering of people, and it can be tricky to meet up with everyone. While 5pm is the "official" start time at Tiki's, if you'd like to meet at Lulu's ahead of time, please feel free to post here. It'd be a chance to meet up with people first, get to know some friendly faces, and then we can walk over to Tiki's together. So I have a rough idea of who to expect, please post here if you'll make it, otherwise, we'll see you at Tiki's!

    6 days ago

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