Past Meetup

Land of Illusion Haunted Scream Park

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Land of Illusion

8762 Thomas Road · Middletown, OH

How to find us

We'll meet at the ToysRUs parking lot near the intersection of 725 & 741. I'll be driving a Red Toyota Corolla with black doberman decals on the side panels.

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NEW RAIN DATE!!! We have changed the date due to inclement weather.

We are joining forces with the Dayton-North Cincinnati Social Connection & the Non-Breeders Club to try to get a group rate. Several of us are in both Meetup groups.

Lets go get our Scream On at Land of Illusion. Land of Illusion - Click to Read More About it (

Once known as the legendary Middletown Haunted Trail, Land of Illusion is the top haunted house in Ohio. With the most haunted attractions in the Cincinnati-Dayton region, we know how to dial up the dread. One ticket gets you access to five hellish haunts: Dr. Psycho’s Haunted Estate, The Temple of Terror, Killer Klowns, The Voodoo Bayou Shanty, and The Middletown Haunted Trail.

Land of Illusion is dedicated to inducing spine-tingling gouge-your-eyes-out fear, and our talent for terror creates one of the most scream-tastic haunted houses in Ohio, the Midwest and the nation.

Each ticket includes a bonfire, four haunted houses, the haunted trail and Stage of Rage. Gates open at 8pm and close at 2am. Stay all night and go through every attraction as often as you like.

For an EXTRA $12.99 this year, they also have the Zombie Sniper Patrol ("ZSP") if anyone wants to sign up for that, too. (I will be ). In the ZSP, they arm you with paintball guns, load you up in army vehicles and drive you out on a course where Zombies attack and you must fend them off with glow-in-the-dark paint balls.

Ticket price update: Now the online price is $35 each (technically $34.99, but I hate it when they don't just admit they're charging $35 in effect ) or $27 for groups of 16 or more and must be purchased online in advance. There are $5.00 discount coupons available in the October REACH magazine that are good for up to 4 people each. I have several of those coupons enough for quite a few of us, even if we don't get enough for a group rate.

Parking costs $5 per car and is donated to various non-profit organizations. To save money, we will have a car pool to regroup into cars for the trip to Middletown.

Land of Illusion car pool: Let's meet up and car pool from the Toys R Us parking lot on 725 near 741 and I-75. The park opens at 8, so let's meet at 6:45 p.m. so we can leave no later than 7 p.m. for the Land of Illusions.

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