Do you have a phone in your home dedicated to bad news calls from the school? Is your idea of date night with your spouse/partner "Couples Therapy?" If so, you desperately need to get the hell out of the house and connect, laugh (and imbibe) with other "real" parents who are living the Imperfect Dream. Welcome to the Imperfection Connection, a new Meetup started by imperfect sisters (of the non-Nun variety) and co-authors of “Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid: A Survival Guide for Ordinary Parents of Special Children” created to offer support, fun, and humor for imperfect parents of unique children. Hair combing and zippered pants optional.