Dec 31, 2013 · 7:00 PM
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Don't ASSume the future is full of Doom and Gloom, Abama Care is PRACTICED here at B.Ass Pro Shops so you can show off you new SEXY Boom Boom real SOON.
The B.ASS Pro Shops have Wise-ass experts at whipping your butt 24 hours a day (No Wise Cracks are allowed) for as long as is necessary to acquire the desired results, You don't want a Half-ass new look from the competitors, we make sure its well rounded and pounded .
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After the conditioning you will be in shape enough to give Miley Cyrus a dose of her own "Medicine Ball" right in her face.
You will increase your USDA Prime ASS-Ette enough to bring it to the bank and rid you trunk of Junk.
So shed the MASS and enjoy your Chrism-Ass for the New Years Day, a present all will cheer about for the seasons to come.
ASSet Manager at the B.ASS Pro Shop.