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Git you NEW Years Butt Whipped into shape @ B.ASS Pro Shops

  • Dec 31, 2013 · 7:00 PM
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Hi Everyone,

All Participants will be given a sample of Perfume at the door:

Don't ASSume the future is full of Doom and Gloom, Abama Care is PRACTICED here at B.Ass Pro Shops so you can show off you new SEXY Boom Boom real SOON.

The B.ASS Pro Shops have Wise-ass experts at whipping your butt 24 hours a day (No Wise Cracks are allowed) for as long as is necessary to acquire the desired results, You don't want a Half-ass new look from the competitors, we make sure its well rounded and pounded .

Look at the LIVE WebCam below:

After the conditioning you will be in shape enough to give Miley Cyrus a dose of her own "Medicine Ball" right in her face. 

You will  increase your USDA Prime ASS-Ette  enough to bring it to the bank and rid you trunk of Junk.

So shed the MASS and enjoy your Chrism-Ass for the New Years Day, a present all will cheer about for the seasons to come.

ASSet Manager at the B.ASS Pro Shop.

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  • AL-R Kayaking in C.

    Wow, there was more ass spanking going on here than i have ever seen. Thanks for a Good Event.

    January 6, 2014

  • Kat

    Just love Al's wacky sense of humor...and do you know anyone else with an imagination so vivid?

    December 27, 2013


    WOW. Known AL for six years and can't even believe this write up. What's Bambi's phone number? Sounds like too much Holiday time off. Al needs his own adult rated cartoon. Could make a fortune selling subscriptions to it on the Hinternet.

    December 26, 2013

  • Lenore

    I will stick to skiing.

    December 23, 2013

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