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Jay Sulzberger, The Experience

The illustrious Jay will lead us on a first-class tour of his thoughts regarding, but not limited to: distributed computation, database schemata, quantum weirdness and the second half of Boole's Laws of Thought.

Bell's Theorem will be stated as a limitation on what a certain lambda expression can compute.  The main hypothesis in this version of the theorem is that all functions in sight be classical, and not quantum.

It is recommended the gentle reader pack a healthy appetite for bad jokes.


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  • mark p.

    i had to leave early, thanks so much for sharing

    April 2, 2012

  • Heow G.

    Video of the event is here

    April 2, 2012

  • Marc S.

    A very interesting speaker

    March 14, 2012

  • Richie

    I was definitely an experience. I enjoyed the talk, Jay is tremendous presence, but I was only able to follow about 30% (maybe)... :)

    March 14, 2012

  • A former member
    A former member

    It was an experience.

    March 14, 2012

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