Background: How to even explain how this all came about?
I guess it all starts with Bumble. Girl meets boy. Boy runs shitty vans_of_ig Instagram account, girl gets butterflies in her stomach. Girl asks boy where he is from (Brussels). Girl asks if he is an expat baby. Boy says his father is the Ambassador for Gabon. Girl loves asking questions and is possibly the most gullible person alive, so excitedly believes boy. Boy is lying. First date is a black tie ball, Laugh that second date should be a trip to Gabon. Settle for canvassing London for African cuisine. Outcome: Two weirdos, hoping to share some African cuisine with complete strangers. 1. No rude people 2. Must laugh at all of our jokes