HERE ARE THE RULES, READ CAREFULLY (officially stolen from Gabe's write up)
"This is the BEST social event for December in Nashville"
Ho Ho Ho... time to get out and Santa-tize your 'ol red suit from last year...cause the RAMPAGE IS ON!!! can't paddle, can rampage! I believe in Santa
. THIS IS A NASHVILLE SOCIAL EVENT TO GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
with several Meet-up groups joining us too... Expect over 300 of you friends that you have or haven't seen in a long time.
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS...
* changed official rules to fit our page* 1. AGAIN! Santa does not make children cry. Tourists are a different matter altogether -- adjust based on their attitude. 2. We will meet at the Beer Seller to group up and then move along 2nd and paddle(LOL) down the street.. (there may be a band too).. remember we will need a sweep and some rescues for lost Santas 3.
Pay for your Beer with CASH ONLY PLEASE! Credit cards take longer, Expect over 300 Santa..
4. Memorize these answers to important questions that may arise: * What organization are you with? "The Paddling Santa " * What are you protesting? "Nothing, Santa is having a party, he's been working all year" * How did you get here? "A plastic boat tied to a reindeer" 5. You don't have to dress as Santa proper. Variations of Santa-ness are deeply appreciated....YOU MUST BE IN FULL SANTA SPIRIT... not just a silly hat !!! Ladies, like last year came as sexy Santa sometimes nauty or nice, some were elfs? And the men were all over the place... 6. Santa's that drink too much should make sure that they are also a Santa that can make arrangements so that they don't need to drive, If need to: just stick a wobble-santa in a cab to the north pole. I want every santa to have a good time but a safe time. Santa Do's
* address every Santa as Santa. * DO be ready for new adventure at a moment's notice. Santa is like a shark, and must keep moving in order to thrive. * DO uphold the hallowed tradition of Never Washing the Suit, Just Santa-tize it w/ Fabreze... WE WILL START TO GATHER @ 6 to 7 TO BEAT ALL THE OTHER SLEIGH PARKING PROBLEMS AND MEET AT OUR USUAL BEER SELLER ...with the end at Wild Horse or somewhere on Broadway...