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GrindHOUSE ParTay - Hell'z Kitchen!

  • Nov 8, 2013 · 7:00 PM
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I must be fkn' NUTS! Yep, I must be totally INSANE!! Why else would I invite you dirty creeps to my swingers pad in HK? Well, my bed bugs have been a bit lonely lately and I thought I'd bring them some fresh meat. Talkin' bout meat, I'd rather not have a sausage fest here so I'm gonna try and even out the RSVPs to half male and half female, although for some of you I can't tell the difference. No worries, as we'll be checking that at the door...

Since this is a 'house' parTay at my little shoebox in Hell's Kitchen, space is limited, so start your diets now so we can squeeze in as many freaks as possible. Some will be able to sit on chairs, others will sit on the floor. The lucky ones might even be able to sit on someone's lap. BTW - I live on the 5th (top) floor of a 5-story brownstone walkup - yeah, walkup - which means no, I ain't got no elevator. If that's a problem, then you can either pay me to carry you, or you can stay on the first floor and we'll run an extension chord down to you so you can plug in my 13 inch TV. If anyone asks who you are just tell em' you're working for CONED and running a couple of tests...

For those of you maggots who don't get out much, it's somewhat expected to bring something to fill your gullets with. Those of you who come empty handed will leave without them. Know what I'm sayin'?... As always, I supply the shit-tickets and the indoor plumbing is free of charge.

We'll be screaming the two 1979 gems, The Brood and Prophecy, both which scared the shit out of me as a kid. If they scare the shit out of you too don't worry, I have lots of TP...

The Brood is a 1979 American/Canadian science fiction horror film written and directed by David Cronenberg, starring Oliver Reed, Samantha Eggar, and Art Hindle.

The film depicts a series of murders committed by what seems at first to be a group of children. These are in fact the "psychoplasmic" offspring of a mentally disturbed woman, whose husband fights for custody, and finally the life, of their daughter.

http://youtu.be/WywpJCF8Dtc

Prophecy is a 1979 science fiction- horror film directed by John Frankenheimer and written by David Seltzer. It stars Robert Foxworth, Talia Shire and Armand Assante.

This is an ecological fable about the evils of industrial pollution. A novelization of the film, written by Seltzer as well, was also published, with the tagline "A Novel of Unrelenting Terror".


http://youtu.be/bgZFFJFtx3c


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  • Natalia W.

    Obviously it was was super fun times!

    November 19, 2013

  • Ron "Rondaddy" N.

    I have to come early and leave early. Luckily you're literally around the corner!

    November 8, 2013

  • Natalia W.

    hmmmm, i just realized that there are many people coming to this m/u

    November 8, 2013

  • Adam C. W.

    Eric and Markus in one room, one night only, now....it's a party!!!!

    November 8, 2013

  • Kristina

    You're ranting. I get home and there are 4,000 "coming =-0" comments from you?!?!?!?! Just give me my creepy white haired anglo kids in the closet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    November 8, 2013

  • Ulysses

    Have fun.

    October 18, 2013

  • Al M.

    I would like to go. I need the exercise up your 7 flights of stairs.

    October 16, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    I would like to come!

    November 5, 2013

  • Frank R.

    I'd love to come!

    November 5, 2013

  • Michael Kim Jamal R.

    Hey guys. As I've already written in an earlier email blast, please don't bring the kitchen sink with you. My place is SMALL, so leave your crap at home or at work, except for the good stuff. I'll be doing a sniff test at the door. If you don't smell good enough, you'll be stripped and thrown into the shower, and no, I don't have hot water...

    1 · November 7, 2013

  • Michael Kim Jamal R.

    For those of you who haven't Read the event description yes (Adam!), pls do so, as you'll be tested on it at the door. If you don't pass you won't be allowed in, and will then be tossed head first down the stairs...

    November 7, 2013

  • Jim

    Love to come if possible.

    November 5, 2013

  • Eric

    I'll take the last spot it it's still available. Danka

    November 5, 2013

  • Tom P.

    Yeah, I see it says 2 spots available but RSVP closed. If there is indeed a spot available, I'm totally down....

    November 4, 2013

  • Sabrina

    Sounds like a great time to me! I will bite! :-)

    October 28, 2013

  • Markus

    Let me in!

    October 27, 2013

  • Adam C. W.

    I could have sworn I RSVP'd yes to this event! There's no more room?

    October 26, 2013

  • Warren

    Is there room for one more or is the RSVP closed? No worries if it is.

    October 17, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    Can you add me to the YES RSVP?

    October 17, 2013

  • Becky

    Sounds fun! Room for me and Carter?

    October 16, 2013

  • Daniel K.

    I'm at the liquor store. Count me in.

    October 16, 2013

  • Ron "Rondaddy" N.

    I too dwell in the Kitchen. In fact, my kitchen puts the Hell in Hell's Kitchen. Its about time I met everybody...count on me to bring some booze.

    October 16, 2013

  • Ellyssa

    Yayy!! Count me in! Can I bring a +1?

    October 16, 2013

  • Mike

    Id like to show my ugly mug at the party

    October 16, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    I'd like to come as well!

    October 16, 2013

  • Kristina

    I go cuckoo for Cronenberg! Count me in.

    October 15, 2013

  • Michael Kim Jamal R.

    I haven't opened the RSVP list yet. For anyone that wants to attend, please say so here on the comments section. I'll then add you myself to the RSVP list...

    October 15, 2013

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