At John Harvard's, no pressure to order food. IMPORTANT: Please wear your finest or most notorious fake mustaches for this event. (Disclaimer: no one is required to wear one, we pledge equality for all especially for those who already have mustaches).
Look at the comments below for discussion points if you want any!
In the true Intellectual Snob tradition as usual we are here to pooh- pooh things we disapprove of.
You don't have to be a genuine intellectual-- pseudo-intellectuals are also welcome. All you need is an aloof attitude full of irony or some baffling ideas, or-- dare I say it-- some unanswered metaphysical question you try & get answered incognito.
Humor in good taste-- ALLOWED. Intellectual apparel: allowed. Startle the waitstaff with a goatee, Periwig, or monocle.
Or with a surprise baffling question such as, "what, then, is life?" or, confound them with, "what do you make of Chuang Tzu when he says, 'when a man dies, where does he go, North, South, East or West'?"
Fold-up sunglasses, corduroy jackets with elbow patches-- allowed. No Meerschaum tobacco pipes, please. Absinthe is not served.
That said, PLEASE BRING CASH to help your patient & hard working waitstaff, and pay as you go!