• NH4 Meet and Greet/Drinking Practice
    Have you heard about hashing, but have been a little hesitant to join because of fear of r*nning? Do you have friends who you know would make good hashers, but have struggled getting them to show up on Saturday's? Here's a great opportunity to have an introduction to hashing while enjoying CT's finest breweries! What? This will be an intro to hashing trail (if we have new comers). It will be a shorter trail (~1 mile), with clear explanations of markings, and friendly faces to guide the way. What is Hashing? A scavenger hunt where you search for adult beverages. It is a lot of fun and a great way to make some new friends and explore CT in a way you haven't before. Wikipedia a trusting internet source gives a little more information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers#Signals_and_terms The Basics: TBD 6:30 Kennel Meeting-- talk about hab ideas, ideas for trails, sign up for trails, concerns, etc. 7:00 trail start if there are newbies on-after

    Overshores Brewing Company

    250 Bradley St · East Haven

  • NH4 Trail #266: Godzilla's Birthday Hash
    In honor of the King of the Monsters' 64th birthday, a daikaiju-sized pavement pounder! Dress in your post-apocalyptic best and tromp up to West Hartford for a panic-induced suburban scamper. Hare: Poly Nomial Miles: 6.9 Drinks: 5 Shiggy: 1/5 & dry (3/5 & wet optional) Doggable: probably Hazards: water, mosquitoes, traffic, families Hash cash: $5 On after at New Park Brewing. (Suggested food delivery options will be posted soon.)

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  • NH4 Trail #265: Basic Witches
    Halloween and Basic Bitches Unite! Do you like Halloween costumes? Fall? Pumpkin EVERYTHING? Burritos? None of these?! Show up in your costumes and come have some fun in Wallingford. Hares: Cherry, Flick, and Hurl Distance: 3.69mi Drink Stops: Between 3 and 7. Shiggy: 1.5, some uncut grass and weeds ID on trail (cash if you're picky) Not dog-able (bar and on-after no-go) On after: Front Porch Brewing 226 North Plains Industrial Rd. Pancheros Mexican Grill will deliver to Front Porch! Order your own online and enjoy a brew while you wait!

    Parking Lot

    251 Washington Ave. · Wallingford, ct

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  • NH4 Trail #264: Flannel Fest
    It's the beginning of fall! The leaves are pretty and the weather is perfect and your Hareraiser is eady to go for a hike. Throw on your best flannel and last do this thing. Details: Hare: Beatloaf Miles: 3-4 Drink stops: yes Doggable: yes (on-after probably not) On-after: Hop Haus Bonus Item: The Southington Apple Harvest is going on.... if you are looking for a small town fair afterwards afterwards.

    Crescent Lake

    537 Ledge Rd. · Southington, CT

  • NH4 Kennel Meeting/Drinking Practice
    Come join us for some beers as we get together to discuss what we love--- Hashing (and beer)! This is a great opportunity to bring some ideas for what you would like to see on trail, sign up for trails, brainstorm ideas for hab/growing the kennel, and just have a good time with great friends. Everyone is welcome-- whether you are part of NH4, a newbie, or from a different kennel we hope to see you there

    Fairfield Craft Ales

    724 Honeyspot Road · Stratford

  • NH4 #263: Wedding Hash!
    Our dear friends Back Tits and Pee Dignity are/have (depending when you actually take the time to read this) getting married! So to celebrate them and their choice and all that they mean to us, we’ll do a white dress wedding run! This will be a lovely run around my part of new haven! AND IN OUR WHITE DRESS BEST! 3-4 miles, 3-4 drink checks. This will be. A special style of urban trail that only Thailor can deliver! And when I say white dress I mean this is a dress run! So wear your white dress or white tutu. But yeah. Wear it! I’ll give more details later. Mostly want y’all to be aware and have time to get your dresses!

    Wilbur Cross High School

    181 Mitchell Dr · New Haven

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  • NH4 Trail #262: Hash Academy!
    Beer ye beer ye! Theme: Hash Academy! Or Hash School... In truth it’s a remediary course, we’re half-minds after all. Wear your best First-Day-Of-School outfit and bring your favorite piece of hashshit, Trail treasure, or Hash swag for show and tell! First, second, and last place prizes for the best and worst show and tell/stories. Promises: plenty of cold beer on trail! Plenty of liquor on trail! A naked hare! Snax on Trail! Gimmicky shit! Catholic nuns with chips on their shoulders! Cool spots! Hot spots! Hot shots! Pop rocks! Pot shots! Flogging! Zero children named Molly! Songs you may not have heard before! Jedi mind tricks! Word problems! Math problems! A filthy lying hare! September 8th there is a trail! I am haring! For reals this time! Hare: Just Cassandra When? 1:69 pee em Where? Mattatuck State Forest in Watertown, CT. Kinda. Maybe. How Long? About 5.69” How far? About 3.69 miles Shiggy? If you follow Trail 1.69 on the 5-point shiggy scale where Boner is 6. If you don’t follow Trail you’re a Boner and will get the better Hash here next year. Wetness? I’m not your mom and don’t judge what consenting adults do. Your feet might get wet from trail though. Hash Cash: $7 (dude there’s snax...) On-After: Senor Panchos Thomaston, CT No cash or ID on trail. Pupper friendly Breeders: Leave the kids at home strapped to a chair this time, they’ll be fine.

    Mattatuck State Forest

    Waterbury, Connecticut · Waterbury, Co

  • NH4 Meet and Greet/Drinking Practice
    Have you heard about hashing, but have been a little hesitant to join because of fear of r*nning? Do you have friends who you know would make good hashers, but have struggled getting them to show up on Saturday's? Here's a great opportunity to have an introduction to hashing while enjoying CT's finest breweries! What? This will be an intro to hashing trail (if we have new comers). It will be a shorter trail (~1 mile), with clear explanations of markings, and friendly faces to guide the way. What is Hashing? A scavenger hunt where you search for adult beverages. It is a lot of fun and a great way to make some new friends and explore CT in a way you haven't before. Wikipedia a trusting internet source gives a little more information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers#Signals_and_terms The Basics: Hares: Flick and Scouts on Her When: Wednesday, September 5th, 2018 @ 6:30 Where: New England Brewing Co Miles: ~ 1 mi Shiggy (thorn/mud): none/low 6:30 Kennel Meeting-- talk about hab ideas, ideas for trails, sign up for trails, concerns, etc. 7:00 trail start if there are newbies on-after

    New England Brewing Co

    7 Selden Street · Woodbridge, CT

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  • NH4 Trail #261: Hashmat Eleven
    Cum enjoy NH4's anniversary of it's biggest mistake yet! Legend has it that a long long time ago (eleven years ago) a halfwit hare ended up getting the city of New Haven to shut down due to a questionable powdery substance in an Ikea parking lot. And thus Hashmat was born! Ever since it has been a time for much rejoicing! Here's what we know so far (please check back for more information): Friday: Hosted by NH4's ugly cousin kennel the Skull and Boners. Known for their debauchery and mayhem this is a bar crawl through downtown New Haven like you have always dreamed. Hares: Thailor Thwift and STFU Details from the hares: Boners are gonna do what they do second best, ONSIE BAR CRAWL!!! It will be 4-5 stops through downtown new haven. Bring your best onesie and prepare your livers! More details to follow. Saturday: The main event! Cum celebrate the Stranger Things by running and drinking all around downtown New Haven! There will be plenty of cold beer on trail, plenty of cold beer (and food) at the end, maybe Ikea, and maybe some mistakes. Hares: Marty McDie and Backtits McGee Location: The Regal Beagle--- 422 State St., New Haven, CT 06510 Time: 12:00 Theme: Stranger Things-- cum be strange or celebrate the Netflix hit by wearing some 80s gear More information to come. Sunday: Before returning to your muggle lives make sure to check out the fat boy trail. Will there be eggos? Only time will tell. Hares: Jolly Green Cowboy More information to come Pricing: There are two pricing options: 1.) The full package-- all 3 trails, food after trail on Saturday, and tee-shirt. $60 2.) Saturday only-- Saturday's trail, food after trail, and tee-shirt. $50 **Please register at https://hashrego.com/events/nh4-hashmat-11-2018 for an accurate head count and gimmes. ***Please read payment information! You will get charged extra money if you do not pay through "friends and family" on Paypal***

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  • NH4 Trail #260
    What better place to unload on some late-blooming virgins than an entire park full of pent-up fluids? Cum pop Poly's and Fleshy's live-haring cherries, then see Fleshy and Snowball off on their final weekend in Spankeedom. For directions, feed "West Hartford Reservoir" into your map app. After turning off Farmington Avenue, fork left at the stop sign. There should be plenty of vacant parking slots. Fleshballz Out: On-after will be the sendoff party for co-hares Golden Snowball and Fleshlight! Location is in nearby West Hartford: 17 Fairview St, West Hartford, CT Start: just after the stop sign (fork left) Public transit: Hartford Line / Amtrak + Buses 66 F, H, and T (Farmington Ave) Parking: free Doggable: no Distance: 4–5 + 0.69 mi Shiggy: none to moist Hazards: poison ivy and ticks Drink checks: 3–4 Hash cash: $5 trail, $5 on-after P.S. Happy 100th Anniversary of the Battle of Amiens, the beginning of the end of the Great War.

    West Hartford Reservoir

    1420 Farmington Avenue · West Hartford, CT