Allegedly a "Ceilidh" (pronounced "Kay-lee" or something similar) is Scottish "dancing", but we know it from experience as an evening of giggling silliness.
Schuggie, tells us when to "Scootch" and "Burl" to manic diddly-diddly music and we all get it horribly wrong. It's great fun!
No experience needed, obviously, and bring as many left feet as you like.
Cost: £4 to cover the cost of the hall.