Hello everyone, and welcome to the most profound and life changing meetup you will ever join*! Yes, Chicago is finally coming out of its winter slumber, and that means it's time to play Frisbee in the park for the summer! What is our meetup about, you might ask, and what kinds of activities will we be partaking in? I'm glad you asked, hypothetical stranger, because our meetup will consist primarily of:
---Playing Frisbee ---Enjoying the lovely outdoor weather (in the Park!)
Additionally, there may be other benefits to joining this exclusive Frisbee club, such as:
---Socializing with other amazingly talented Frisbee players ---Great exercise (lose 10 lbs!*) ---Post Frisbee fro-yo runs! (Gain 10 lbs back!)
Who is this meetup for? Everyone! Never thrown a disc before? Perfect! Know how to do a left-handed hammer-throw while doing a spinning kick through midair? Great! This meetup is perfect for people who like to have fun, and, most importantly, for people who would like to play frisbee while enjoying a lovely summer day in the park.
Other important information:
WEATHER, also known as the "what do we do in the event of thunderstorms/tornadoes/mildly drizzly unpleasantness" policy:
-----> We don't play in it. Mostly because I'm a fair weather frisbee-er (literally), but also because people could get hurt and that would be a bummer. I'll post an announcement by noon the day of if the event is cancelled.