This hike is open only to members who have completed at least two of this type of fast-paced hikes.
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Event Rating: STRENUOUS and FAST-PACED
Distance: 5 MILES
Time Duration: 1.5 HOURS
Blaze Orange: REQUIRED!
We let our guard down last week. We didn't see them coming - we were moving fast and watching our footing. And we didn't hear them - they weren't howling. They were on us before we knew it. We were in their territory and they wanted us for supper. But we weren't going down without a fight.
We stood our ground and faced them head on. They made a few lunges, but we didn't even flinch. Then, Kenny bared his teeth and howled, Dean let out a roar like an angry bear, and I silently stared right into the packleader's eyes. Alpha male to alpha male. Well, let me tell you, they must have figured 'these guys are not only pretty tough, but they must also be pretty crazy to be hiking in this weather', and they spun on their paws and ran off the hill as fast as their legs could carry them. All we could hear was their crying and whimpering as they ran out of sight. Dean and Kenny and me? Why, we just couldn't stop laughing the whole the rest of the way down the trail. Yes sir. Tough guys.
You too can be a tough, crazy guy or gal. Just come on up to Wolf Hill to run with us and the wolves this Tuesday night, and show those nasty beasts who the boss really is.
So update your will, put on your daring-do, and get ready to brave the dreaded woods for...
Hot and Sweaty 6,
MORE B.S. ON THE HILL!
Remember, this is NOT a stop-to-smell-the-roses hike. This is an EXERCISE hike, and the spectacular views and gorgeous scenery are not relevant to the workout and are to be totally ignored. Oh... alright... occasional brief glimpses between gasping breaths to appreciate the landscape will be permitted - just so long as you don't slow us down!
New fit hikers who can keep up are always welcome.
A couple of serious points:
I do not hike quite as fast as Tony does (does anybody?), but make no mistake – although we do not actually run (well.. sometimes we do), this is a fast-paced, 1½-2 hour hike designed to put you through a very vigorous workout. Rest breaks are few and brief. Muscles and lungs are going to be screaming. If you are not accustomed to this type of workout, this is probably not the right hike for you.
Hydrating well prior to hitting the trail and carrying additional water on the trail is highly recommended. Bring water!
A headlamp or small flashlight in your pack or pocket will come in awfully handy if we should be delayed exiting the woods for some reason.
Wear clothing appropriate for the weather, keeping in mind that you will heat up quickly. Synthetic wicking and ventilating materials throughout every layer are best for keeping you dry while sweating. Avoid cotton! Wet clothing can cause hypothermia even above freezing. (Remember the name of the series?)
Be prepared for seasonal trail conditions. There are still plenty of wet and muddy areas on much of our trail. This can make for slippery going. We will adjust our speed for safety in these areas. Wear appropriate footwear!
Also, please take a few minutes to check out the tabbed sections in the brown menu banner at the top of this page. There truly is some awfully good info in there, especially in the 'Pages' section, all intended to help you in becoming a wiser, safer, and happier hiker.
“Hey Mom, can I go outside and play?”
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