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  • Gary Z.

    Belches, farts and poop. Penises, butts and boobs. All the great 'taboo' topics. Plus love, food, unanswered questions and more. Life as observed and explained through the words of one very funny boy named Seth from the ages of 4 to 6. Enhanced by the sarcastic after-comments of his Daddy. Says Seth is a collection of brilliant life observations which will make anyone who has ever been a parent, a brother or a sister to laugh and occasionally shoot the beverage of choice through his or her nose. Part S#^! My Dad Says without the nastiness and part Kids Say The Darndest Things, up-to-date in content and format. You'll love the innocence and the charm of Seth's comments. As a parent, you'll laugh and recall all the funny comments your own kids made. Perfect for parents, grandparents and anyone who loves kids and a good laugh. About the Author Seth Zenker is a very smart six year old who says all of the insightful and funny stuff you will read. He is obviously infatuated with body parts and bodily functions, but that's pretty normal for a kid his age...we hope. Gary Zenker is an award-winning marketing professional, which isn't as sexy as it sounds, even if it doesn't sound sexy at all. He spends his time creating marketing strategies. writing ad copy, and otherwise convincing people to buy stuff without lying, much to the annoyance of some of his former employers. He also offers marketing consulting for non-profits and complains loudly about all of the badly implemented marketing he sees all around, which is fairly annoying to those within earshot. Gary has been recording the things his son Seth has been saying since Seth began speaking. Good thing, too, since Seth has made some brilliant statements. Gary enjoys adding editorial so that it seems HE is the smart one. But you all know the truth.

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