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SDW is Hiring. Tell Your Friends.

Josh O.
user 21682281
Denver, CO
Hello SDW Tech Talks Meetup Members,
In case you thought this "technology stuff" was just a fad, today is the day you finally admit that you were wrong.
I'm sorry.
I know, HAHAHAHA that thing was SOOOO STOOPID, right? Oh man, remember MySpace too?! Who's on that now, like ten people? I bet only boy bands think they can find fans there anymore. And who really wants a "computer" in their pocket? That's what THE TV IS FOR!
Well, our venerable research tells us that approximately 11 corporations in America have between them 17 "e-net connected" terminals. Also, some dude selling insurance in Canada has one. So there's at least 18 computer users IN THE WORLD (amazing!), and theoretically, at least 1.3 to 1.5 times that many people who would like to learn how to use them.
In other words: OPPORTUNITY! In order to meet this growing, GLOBAL (heheheh, yeah, the "e-net" is France too!) demand for technology expertise, we have assembled 45 people with keyboard and mouse training to inject the planet with TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE AND IDEAS.
WAIT WAIT WAIT! But here's the thing: OUR OFFICE HAS ROOM FOR 90 PEOPLE! We're like—I don't know—a quarter full or whatever! There's unused space where people could sit and talk about the possibilities! We'll hire people to do that!!
Do you know any typing profesional-ists? Didn't you tell me Bill's son Tommy properly set their VCR clock?! If so, please send all those "electrical geniuses" our way!­
And to LonelyGlennInsCAN: we'll sign into the "web-communicator" every day at 11:13 AM EST to look for you!­

Thanks, Friends.
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