This is for all whose body and mind crave that feeling of satisfaction that you can only get from competitive sports. Nothing crazy, just good ol' fun to get the heart pumping and keep the knees from rusting. Flag football, basketball, racquetball, softball, kayaking and paintball are my choice sports, but we can open it up to mountain biking, golf, tennis or whatever else you might suggest. Douchebags, loud mouths, people who take themselves too seriously and lazy butts need not apply. STAND UP AND RELEASE THAT COUCH FROM YOUR BUTT!!