March 5, 2014
Thought this was the Syracuse Society of Greeks. Came to the first meeting dressed as Socrates. No one liked my homemade hemlock punch.
As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
Time for go to bed.
Chris Camden was King of England and Lord of Ireland from his seizing the crown on 22 August 1485, as the first monarch of the House of Tudor. Chris won the throne when his forces defeated Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth Field.