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Fwd: FW: Wal-Mart vs. the Morons

From: bobby
Sent on: Wednesday, December 29, 2010 11:17 PM
We need to make sure this gets to the elites.? They look down their noses at Wal-Mart.? We need to let them know that we realize that Wal-Mart is doing a better job than they are.

And it is good for a laugh.

Bobby

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From: Brian Tychonski <[address removed]>
Date: Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 8:31 PM
Subject: FW: Wal-Mart vs. the Morons
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I thought this was too funny to not share. LOL
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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Nietzche.


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Subject: Wal-Mart vs. the Morons
Date: Wed, 29 Dec[masked]:43:07 -0700

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Wal-Mart vs.? The Morons

1.?? Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every? day.
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2. This works? out to $20,928 profit every minute!
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3.?? Wal-Mart will? sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March? 17th) than Target sells all year.
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4. Wal-Mart? is? bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears? + Costco +? K-Mart? combined.
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5. Wal-Mart? employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and? most speak English.
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6. Wal-Mart? is the largest company in the history of the world.
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7. Wal-Mart? now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they? did this in only fifteen years.
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8. During? this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought? bankruptcy.
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9.?? Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the? world.
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10.?? Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906 are Super? Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five? years? ago.
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11. This year? 7.2? billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart? stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5?? Billion.)
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12. 90% of? all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
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13.?? Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the total revenue of all the? countries in the world, except 6.

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You may? think? that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work? for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix? the economy.
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This should? be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans,??? EVERYONE!!
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To the? President? and all 535 voting members of the? Legislature, both? parties.? It is now official you are? ALL corrupt? morons:
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a.. The? U.S.? Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to? get it right and it is broke.
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b..?? Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it? right and it is broke.
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c.. Fannie? Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is? broke.
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d.. War on? Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion? of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they? only w ant? more.
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e.. Medicare? and Medicaid were established in 1965.? You have had 44 years to get it? right and they are broke.
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f.. Freddie? Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is? broke.
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g.. The? Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign? oil. It has ballooned to 16,000? employees with a budget of $24 billion? a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it? right and it is an abysmal failure.
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You have? FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while? overspending our tax dollars.
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AND YOU WANT? AMERICANS TO? BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH? CARE SYSTEM
??? ????? YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING? SYSTEM?????
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MAYBE? WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART TO? RUN THE? GOVERNMENT? ???
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WALMART SEEMS? TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS.......WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY? BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?
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Folks, keep? this circulating. It is very well stated.? Maybe it will end up in the? e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and?? their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
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"You can't fix stupid,? but you can vote it? out."





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