For those of who are desperate to release your inner Ronaldo, get yourself down to some Adult Futsal. It's great fun and it's as competitive/non-competitive as you want to make it.
You get professional instruction for 40 minutes of the 1.5 Hour session accompanied by a full 40-minute Futsal game.
Every new player get's a FREE Trial class. From there it's $25 a class drop-in fee or $175 for an 8 week session (8 classes.)