The days are long, and our sweat stains are longer. Let's celebrate our maximum inclination toward the sun with company, chow, and cold drinks!
Snacks, a fire pit, friends, good conversation, and ample air conditioning will be provided. From the rooftop deck, Mars will be visible near the sun around sunset, and Jupiter will be overhead late in the evening. Please bring your favorite beverage and a sacrifice to your favorite mythological solar deity (sacrificing alcohol, however, is prohibited and will result in summary execution).
Unfortunately, the house is full of unprotected electrical outlets, tripping hazards, shards of glass, trap doors to alligator pits, unexploded civil war cannon balls, escaped zoo animals with scissors, open jugs of delicious antifreeze, oh and the floor is lava. So, sorry, but the party will not be child-friendly. But if you have any extras just lying around, we would happily spit-roast them!
Come enjoy the last ever first anniversary of the Midsummer Celebration!