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WillI you win $50 in cash if you go to our next meetup: Comedy & Karaoke this Thursday?

From: Kitty M.
Sent on: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:24 PM

Hey Strangers!

Welcome new members! And for all of you who have been to our prior meetups...let's DO THIS again!

I just paid my $50 cell phone bill..and no I dont have a smart phone because I got one and accidently dropped the effing thing in my coffee that never has a lid on it.  In spite of the risks of not putting a lid on the coffee, the line I heard the most times in my life from people is "Dont you want to put a LID on that coffee?"  to which I'd reply..."Great question. It's a much better question than "Hey, do have Herpes?"

So, I bought the $200 smart phone, paid my $50 bucks Boost Mobile bill....then dropped the phone in coffee. Then I bought a lottery ticket hoping I'd win back the $200 I lost. 

I cant win $50 in cash at our next meetup this Thursday night at the Camels Breath Inn...because I'm the meetup organizer. BUT YOU CAN.

All you have to do is buy your $5.00 ticket for the show online instead of at the door.

You can buy it right now. Right here:

http://comedyandkaraoke.eventbrite.com/

Then, when you show up the person at the door will drop your print out in a bag, and one of you guys will fish a name out of the bag at 8:30 PM

THE WINNER GET $50 bucks in cash.

Think of what you can buy with $50 bucks. Its not enough to go to the dentist and get your teeth cleaned, but you can get your car detailed. You can buy one of your poor out of work friends dinner, or fill the tank with gas. Or take ALL of your friends out for bean buritos and fill their stomachs with gas!!--then have a farting contest after party. The possibilities are limitless!!!

And if you dont want to buy a ticket now...I'd like to personally invite you to this meetup because it's going to be one of usual fun nights where we drink, revel, laugh, meet new people and think--damn I have a LIFE!!

 

I'm looking forward to seeing YOU this THURSDAY NIGHT for Stand Up Comedy & Karaoke AT THE CAMELS BREATH INN :)

Kitty,

Your Organizer

PS--If you DO NOT want to receive any more of my retarded announcements about this meetup, please RSVP "no" to the event--even if you plan on going.  If you want to go but you dont want emails, then your "no" will prevent the emails from being sent to you.

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