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I’ve always loved two things: food, and sex. So my dream has always been to dine at a fine banquet held at a whorehouse like the kind run by Littlefinger in Game of Thrones—to indulge in the richest foods surrounded by magnificent female goddesses. Unfortunately, I’m not an oil baron. But I did manage to save enough money to hire two high-class hookers and a personal chef one night six months back.

I arranged the dining room of my modest home to look as extravagant as possible and instructed the chef to prepare a feast for three. Then I invited the ladies to gorge on filet mignon, gourmet roasted vegetables, and wild rice. At one point, a bit of sauce béarnaise dripped onto one of my companion’s plump breasts, so I licked it off and things quickly devolved into naughty greatness from there. We took turns spooning bites of soufflé into each other’s mouths. As one girl fed me a strawberry dipped in chocolate, the other went down on me under the table, massaging my cock with her tongue like it was a giant popsicle. After dinner, I sent the chef home and I fucked both women at the table, then again upstairs in my bedroom. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. Obviously, I’ve already started saving for round two.

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