We'll meet at Hells Bay kayak put in spot. Named appropriately cause it's hell to get in and it's hell to get out. GPS: N25 15.373,W80 51.639 [25.256230,-80.860650]
Wild Goose Chase
If you are an adrenaline junkie and an adventure seeker, you are invited to join us for this epic scavenger hunt. Be prepared to get wet, stinky, battered, bruised, and dirty. You also may potentially become maimed or decapitated.
Rules and Regulations of the Scavenger Hunt: 1) You will be assigned to a team. Each team will be given a list of items to locate and challenges that must be completed.
The goal is to find all items or complete all challenges, on the list. The team to complete the list and return to home base first will be declared the winner(s).
2) All team members need to stay with their team at all times. You may not split up to “divide” scavenger hunt tasks.
3) All challenges must be completed and pictures/videotaping scenes MUST be taken only during the duration of this specific scavenger hunt, April 1, 2014 (Challenges completed or photos/videotaping scenarios taken outside this time frame will be disqualified)
Cheating, stealing, sabotaging, removing hidden items, or breaking the law will result in automatic disqualification.
The day starts with a 5k water swim through man-o-war infested water with the possibility of 6-8 foot seas. You must find a mermaid to pose with during this segment and take a picture.
The next event will be a dash to Port Everglades in Ft Lauderdale where you all take a picture posing in front of the striped smoke stacks. Collect a full bucket of steam to bring back to Home Base.
The next event will be the blindfolded obstacle course that must be undertaken going backwards doing a crab-walk. You must climb up a 60 foot cliff of slippery mud then cross a body of boiling hot water with just a slippery frayed rope to cling to. A video of this accomplishment must be provided.
The following event will have you descending deep into the bowels of the slimy putrid sewers. There, you must find an albino crocodile and take a picture of the team sitting on his tail.
Next, we head to Miami to a farm. You must be stealthy and chase down the Chupacabra, pose with it, and bring back a tuft of its fur. Also required will be the collection of a gallon of Bull’s milk and a dozen rooster’s eggs. While in Miami, you must find a verifiable female over the age of 18 that is a virgin and has not had cosmetic surgery. She will be necessary for the sacrifice in the Santeria cleansing and initiation ritual that your team must be videotaped participating in.
Winners will receive a Booby prize. Please specify what color and size preference you desire on your application.