No, no, there won't be any real hazing. Unless you consider playing Uno hazing, since that's what we're gonna do to break the ice.
We'll make friends, get to know each other's areas of expertise and secret weapons, and then get down to a few rounds of Uno. There will be a prize for the winners. Don't get too excited.
We would especially like to invite:
• women bootstrappers
• LGBT/queer bootstrappers
• individuals who successfully do things other people are afraid to do
• residents of Logan Square
• nerds/geeks (especially fans of Star Trek, Settlers of Catan, and/or RPGs)
• ambitious, creative types (people seriously interested in the business of their art)
• software/tech people who know fancy things