Praxiteles Crater, Jackass Flats, NV
Inauguration Day On Pluto
We'll be meeting in the Asteroid Lounge of the Trump Pluto Casino to plan our next move and perhaps drown our sorrows. This is about as far as we can get from the real festivities on earth.
Bring extra air packs and hydro respirators and appropriate clothing for the formalities.
Red tie optional.
I hear the food is really good, and they're giving us 40% off on any purchase, including food at the Ivanka Cafe. I'll take what I can get.
Don't forget to purchase flight insurance at the Trump Spacelines counter from one of our lovely attendants.
Bring a friend!
PS: Depending on the climate, we may stay longer...