New Orleans, LA
So far, voter turnout for the 1st Annual Net2NO Netty Awards has been subpar at best. We fear this may be due to voter suppression tactics or irregularities in the voting process.
One Net2NO member has informed me that while intending to vote Mr. Ray Nichols for Ladies Man he ended up voting Mayor Ray Nagin into a third term.
Don't fret folks, we have taken steps to alleviate these impediments to democracy by bringing in our own crack team of experts. Former New Orleans Chief Technology Officer Anthony Jones and former Florida Secretary of State Kathryn Harris, have joined Net2NO in an effort to smoke out these problems. So rest assured that everything is under control.
While we are hard at work fighting tyranny, you too can do your part. Go VOTE!
Polls close Friday at 11:59 PM!