New York, NYUSA
January 20, 2012
I stol a nyyork timz paper cawz it kost $2.50 now. i got out of the rain. i got on a crosstown bus for free. itold my boss i wuz working and i wuz reely playing solitair.
Iz bin tolld i gots lots of smarts. i bin a lawer, a sayler, a kompootr guy.