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the hormone hostage

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A former member
Post #: 182
The Hormone Hostage.... ( a lesson for all those men out there)


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into
his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.


Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money
talks...but chocolate sings.


Another giggle... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad
mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.



Here, have some chocolate..
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