Well, th' rodent survived another year. 6 MORE weeks of Winter???!!! So, now we be after 'em! That scallywag be toast!
Join us as we "Bowl for Ground Hogs" with the best score winning a fabulous treat from th' Captain. An' the rest the crewe chowin' on Ground Hog snacks.
Lanes have been secured at Country Club Lanes on Watt Avenue near Starbuck's and World's Best Comics a block off El Camino. Bring coin ta rent yer shoes and defray the cost for the lane rentals, approximately $5.
Attire is "Pirate Lite" - meanin' Pirate-t's, hats or other head coverin's or other "casual pirate" interpretations. NO steel, no powder, not even "peace tied". (Sorry mates.) Feel free ta bring "groundhog" themed treats ta share.
(Ye ken purchase yer Pirates Shirts here: http://www.piratemod.com/ if ye don' find somethin' else)